Thursday, February 23, 2012

Klausner Performs Author Reassignment Surgery on 1984

This is hot off the press (click on image for full size):

Yeah, you go, girl! Appreciators and rabid fans of Harriet Klausner will relish this fast-paced change in literary annals. Many of us have always felt that Orwell has been grossly overhyped as the author of 1984 and that Huxley would make a far more fitting author of this book. Now Harriet made this official! This is over the top of the Empire State Building, Eiffel Tower, and Mount Kilimanjaro combined. Hallelujah!

Remember you read it here first!

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Fraud Hattie from long ago

A review from Fraud HK under the name "A Customer"

As you can see by the title "A goo read by ine of the genre's founders" she paid as much attention to detail way back then as she does now.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Top Reviewer No More: Klausner Falls to No. 1,011

Tada! Harriet Klausner is now officially No. 1,011. Having fallen out of the top thousand she is no longer a top reviewer of any sort. Sic transit gloria fraudi.

Buh bye, Quackusner, off to the Rubbish Heap of History™ you go.