Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Hattie's 72 fake reviews so far this month

You can also find this on Yeti's latest fake review.

It's been a while since I did one of these, Hattie and her relishing readers and fans that are action packed fast paced. (these are all from her 72 fake reviews posted this month)

Lets start with Hattie relishing relished relish:
Readers will relish this entry
readers will relish this super
as fans will relish more the vivid
Readers will relish this well
driven, readers will relish this entry
that his family relishes, Daniel
tense action, readers will relish this strong
driven, readers will relish this strong Amish
Mercy relishes working in
reader, fans will relish this

How about some readers:
Fast-paced, readers will appreciate
family, readers will enjoy
Readers will appreciate this well
Readers will relish this entry
Readers will enjoy this opening
down, readers will relish this super
readers will enjoy the undead horde ripping
Readers will appreciate this ancient
readers will root for the rock
Readers will feel they are on
Readers will relish this well
Readers who ignore the
readers will appreciate this wry
Readers will appreciate Team
perspective, teenage readers and older curious
Readers will enjoy this engaging
readers will relish this entry as the dedicated
Readers will appreciate the intriguing brilliant
readers will appreciate this Maine
Readers will appreciate this engaging
readers will appreciate this exciting
instance readers will feel
readers will enjoy this engaging zombie
readers will relish this strong
action, readers will appreciate this strong
fat girl blog readers and her customers
requirement, readers will appreciate this delightful
romance; readers will enjoy Petra
driven, readers will relish this strong Amish
Readers will empathize with and
Readers will appreciate this fast-paced
couple, readers will find despair
Readers will enjoy Sophie
Although readers
romance provides readers
nowhere; readers will appreciate
Alps, readers will enjoy this fun
paced, readers will appreciate this strong
with, readers will appreciate this profound
packed readers will enjoy David
Readers will wonder whether the fab
Sarah and readers will learn the true

Can't forget about the fans (some of them are motionless):
driven, fans will enjoy the unborn
insignificant, fans will appreciate the beleaguered
to the delight of Z fans
unnecessary as fans will relish
Still fans will appreciate the late
series fans will enjoy the still
leaves fans to wonder whether
older curious fans who have read
Fans will enjoy this taut tale
Series fans will enjoy this
Truth, fans will say
packed, fans will enjoy this twisting second
Fans who appreciate a taut
despair as fans will appreciate the Brady
and baseball fans of all ages
reader, fans will relish this entry as once

And, some audiences:
amateur sleuth as the audience
to hook the audience as the
cautions the audience to avoid
Lewis reminds the audience that attention to
who in the audience infected Yago
the author assumes her audience is intelligent

Throw in a couple of "over the top"s
Engagement are over the top of the Swiss Alps
abductions feel over the top of Mount Hood

And top it off with some action packed action (oops, I meant fast paced action):
Fast-paced, readers will
two fast-paced romantic suspense
fast-paced storyline deploys a teen
Fast-paced from the moment the coach
whodunit is fast-paced and the glimpse
Fast-paced with plenty of action and strange
Fast-paced and loaded with action
Fast-paced and filled with action
amusing fast-paced satire
appreciate this fast-paced entry as first
leisurely-paced tale that enables
Leisurely-paced, readers will appreciate this strong
Fast-paced with each inquiry engaging

All of this carp came from the 72 fake reviews that Fraud Hattie puked out this month.

ETA, Yeti's "thriller"s from this months fake reviews:

a strong Swedish thriller
fast-paced romantic suspense thrillers
Missing is a reprint of a new Equalizer thriller
is the fourth CCI thriller
exciting ninja vs. zombie thriller
readers will relish this super charged thriller
an exciting thriller as the flu
super intelligent thriller that cleverly
exhilarating sidebar thriller that takes
exhilarating action-packed thriller
fabulous outer space thriller that rotates
typical of the thriller subplot with plenty
action-packed cautionary cloning thriller
taut DNA thriller filled with
taut young adult thriller uses the premise that naturing (naturing?)
super Israeli Law and Order police procedural legal thriller
exciting thriller
terrific twisting thriller anchored
fabulous first Black Tide Rising apocalypse thriller
engaging zombie thriller
readers will relish this strong thriller as love
fantasy is a wonderful thriller as the protagonist
exciting investigative thriller
interesting Reagan Era legal thriller
taut thriller with a fabulous midcourse
exciting tense thriller
undercover investigative thriller due
typical action-packed thriller
an exciting thriller as the heroine

Monday, September 23, 2013

Hattie and the smelly socks

Last month, Fraud Hattie dropped  80 places in rank from 1989 to 2069. So far this month, her rank has gone all the way back up to 1999. Let’s look at some recent stats: 

 
 
Fake
Overall Votes
 
 
 
 
Reviews
Rank
Helpful
NH
Total
%
Aug
2012
215
1200
106262
36807
143069
74%
Sep
2012
198
1266
106948
37173
144121
74%
Oct
2012
229
1375
107534
37566
145100
74%
Nov
2012
117
1463
107936
37761
145697
74%
Dec
2012
72
1666
108304
38061
146365
74%
Jan
2013
101
1735
108816
38252
147068
74%
Feb
2013
91
1779
109272
38459
147731
74%
Mar
2013
87
1805
109589
38551
148140
74%
Apr
2013
99
1851
109936
38687
148623
74%
May
2013
120
1929
110302
38849
149151
74%
Jun
2013
106
1962
110672
39056
149728
74%
Jul
2013
93
1989
111050
39184
150234
74%
Aug
2013
93
2069
112025
39358
151383
74%
Sep
2013
65
1999
112690
39393
152083
74%
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Votes this Month
 
 
 
 
 
Tot
H
%
NH
%
 
Aug
2012
1189
826
69%
363
31%
 
Sep
2012
1052
686
65%
366
35%
 
Oct
2012
979
586
60%
393
40%
 
Nov
2012
597
402
67%
195
33%
 
Dec
2012
668
368
55%
300
45%
 
Jan
2013
703
512
73%
191
27%
 
Feb
2013
663
456
69%
207
31%
 
Mar
2013
409
317
78%
92
22%
 
Apr
2013
483
347
72%
136
28%
 
May
2013
528
366
69%
162
31%
 
Jun
2013
577
370
64%
207
36%
 
Jul
2013
506
378
75%
128
25%
 
Aug
2013
1149
975
85%
174
15%
 
Sep
2013
700
665
95%
35
5%
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Votes for this months reviews only
 
 
 
Tot
H
%
NH
%
 
Aug
2012
583
310
53%
273
47%
 
Sep
2012
460
246
53%
214
47%
 
Oct
2012
590
290
49%
300
51%
 
Nov
2012
199
94
47%
105
53%
 
Dec
2012
277
106
38%
171
62%
 
Jan
2013
259
129
50%
130
50%
 
Feb
2013
155
91
59%
64
41%
 
Mar
2013
150
93
62%
57
38%
 
Apr
2013
108
61
56%
47
44%
 
May
2013
102
38
37%
64
63%
 
Jun
2013
116
62
53%
54
47%
 
Jul
2013
162
101
62%
61
38%
 
Aug
2013
138
67
49%
71
51%
 
Sep
2013
73
54
74%
19
26%
 


In the last 2 months, Hattie has 1849 votes, 1640 89% positive and 209 11% negative. The 9 months prior to that, Hattie has averaged 570 votes per month (570 votes, 390 68% positive, 180 32% negative). That's over twice as many over the last 9 months average.
Why is it that Fraud Hattie is getting so many more votes lately?  I think I smell a bunch of dirty socks by the name of Shelly/Harry/Henry/Lisa/THEY/Nancy/IT/Spanish Beard.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

There's a Fraud on Amazon

I posted this on one of Hattie's recent fake reviews on Amazon. Since my comment had fifteen "swear words," AKA fraud, it quickly vanished without a trace along with B.Craven's comment. 
So I've decided to re-post it here because I have this hunch that even with my modifications, AKA misspelling of the "offensive" word, it's going to get axed. 
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So I'm pretty sure that some of you know the force that's invaded the gaming world: Plants vs Zombies by PopCap Games.
Anyway, I can't seem to get the, "There's a zombie on your lawn," song outta my head, since it's so catchy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ

So here's a parody of the song:

There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
We don't want frauds on Amazon

I know your type: disheveled, wild-eyed, and unscrupulous

You want to maim the English language

And then eat the victimized words with relish

I'm just an Amazon customer

But I belong to a stalwart group that fights fraud

You like the taste of klausnered books

We don't like frauds

"I used to be a librarian"

"Amazon protects me"


"I have a master's degree in library science"


"I AM UNSTOPPABLE!"


There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
We don't want frauds on Amazon

Maybe it's time you consider reviewing milk cartons

I know that you have OCD when it comes to summarizing

Reviewing books requires ethics, which you sorely lack

You're a marketing machine, so it doesn't matter

Instead we will use our every resource to put you out of the fraudulent business

"I like the smell of non-read books"

"There's relish on my head"


"I'm going to klausner an avalanche of books!"


"I AM UNSTOPPABLE!"


There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
We don't want frauds on Amazon