tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63699205884742264412024-03-12T23:19:23.603-04:00The Harriet Klausner Appreciation SocietyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger445125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-2774905909540836732015-10-05T12:04:00.003-04:002015-10-05T12:04:35.071-04:00Fraud HattKrapp Stats for September 2015These stats can also be found on her latest fake review
Date
Fake Reviews
Avg
YTD
Votes
Helpful
%
Not Helpful
%
Jan
2012
214
6.90
6.90
1128
545
48%
583
52%
Feb
2012
203
7.25
7.08
661
458
69%
203
31%
Mar
2012
219
7.06
7.07
818
572
70%
246
30%
Apr
2012
195
6.50
6.93
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-36666778044338068702015-07-31T11:25:00.002-04:002015-07-31T11:25:36.278-04:00Fraud HattShitt Stats for July 2015These stats can also be found on her latest fake review
Ammy's been deleting non helpful votes again from HattShitt. This time, it was only in the hundreds. Last time it was in the 1000's. And, HattCrapp went up 5 places in rank as a result. Why does Ammy cater to this fraud?
Anyway, here are the stats
Date
Fake Reviews
Avg
YTD
Votes
Helpful
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-44694650170275628102015-07-02T11:17:00.000-04:002015-07-02T11:17:52.394-04:00Fraud HattShitt Stats for June 2015These can also be found on her latest fake review
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-78386912171770748742015-06-01T10:22:00.001-04:002015-06-01T10:22:29.060-04:00Fraud HattCrapp Stats for May 2015These stats can also be found on her latest fake review
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-43303694747979597902015-05-28T18:02:00.001-04:002015-05-28T18:02:34.125-04:00Amazon Innovation: no more "look at my reviews" link?Something wrong with me, or Amazon removed the "See my reviews" link from the reviews on a book page? If it is indeed so, was it to make it more difficult to see bullshit meisters posting bazillion 5-star reviews day and night? What do you think. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-24866966094071328592015-05-08T15:31:00.000-04:002015-05-08T15:31:02.703-04:00New Kid on the BlockIf you are a publicist for a book, it is NOT OK to review the book you're publicizing. A colleague of ours has forwarded us the following screenshot (click the images to enlarge):
And we have found the following five star review of this book on Amazon -- written by, you guessed it, Mr. Schaefer!
Maybe you haven't been at this for too long, Craig. It's not too late to Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16936912078596236913noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-22013136613218083742015-05-06T13:00:00.000-04:002015-05-06T13:00:06.403-04:00Fraud HattShitts Stats for April 2015These stats can also be found on her latest fake review
Date
Fake Reviews
Avg
YTD
Votes
Helpful
%
Not Helpful
%
Jan
2012
214
6.90
6.90
1128
545
48%
583
52%
Feb
2012
203
7.25
7.08
661
458
69%
203
31%
Mar
2012
219
7.06
7.07
818
572
70%
246
30%
Apr
2012
195
6.50
6.93
854Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-39167971540493583252015-04-02T09:27:00.003-04:002015-04-02T10:26:28.491-04:00Stats March 2015These stats can also be found on her latest fake review.
Date
Fake Reviews
Avg
YTD
Votes
Helpful
%
Not Helpful
%
Jan
2012
214
6.90
6.90
1128
545
48%
583
52%
Feb
2012
203
7.25
7.08
661
458
69%
203
31%
Mar
2012
219
7.06
7.07
818
572
70%
246
30%
Apr
2012
195
6.50
6.93
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-54700850783362718762015-02-23T15:57:00.001-05:002015-02-23T15:57:26.822-05:00Fraud HattSplatt Mid-Month-UpdateThis can also be found on her latest fake review.
Time for another Phraud HattSplatt Mid-Month-Update.Let's start it out with year old. her twelve year old younger siblingher seven year old intellectually disabled sisterLannie abducts twenty-four year old Holly Faulkesthe parents of twelve year old Charlie Hardin his wife Lanni and their now four-year old daughter Jenny to mentor the fourteen Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-16083021313680491982015-02-02T13:24:00.002-05:002015-02-02T13:24:59.227-05:00Fraud Hattie Stats for January 2015These stats can also be found on her latest fake review.
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-41239084307938365592015-01-19T10:41:00.002-05:002015-01-19T10:41:51.161-05:00A QuestionHow can you trust votes on reviews when there are people like this advertising their services (seemingly with impunity)?
(Click on the image to enlarge it.)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16936912078596236913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-64090273104986439582015-01-12T14:01:00.001-05:002015-01-14T16:01:06.797-05:00How to Get into the Top 500 on AmazonWant to know how to get into the top 500? Maybe even sneak up on the top 100?
Write the same review. Over and over again. And post it on EVERY product in a category. Even if it is incredibly generic doesn't have ANYTHING to do with the specific model of product being reviewed.
Oh yeah, and don't forget those 5 shiny yellow stars!
(No, seriously, what if one of these Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16936912078596236913noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-21280287269669135902015-01-02T09:48:00.002-05:002015-01-02T09:48:20.259-05:00Fraud HattShitt Fake Review Stats for December 2014These can also be found on her latest fake review
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-10567006749846944582014-12-31T16:39:00.001-05:002014-12-31T16:39:55.368-05:00Can't Even Trust Search Results Any Longer
Karma Police spotted this in the Top Reviewers Forum over at Ammy the other day:
While we're glad "Robart" has been universally condemned by forum voters (he was 0 for 17 last we checked), we wonder how many dozens (or hundreds) of "Robarts" are out there, offering to do the same thing -- and not just for product rank in search results, but for reviewer rank?
Thank goodness Harriet's Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16936912078596236913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-78801397945882992912014-12-15T15:48:00.000-05:002014-12-16T12:39:58.422-05:00The Twelve Days of ChristmasTHE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
A review we could all comment on.
On the second day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.
On the third day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.
On the fourth day of Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-86480631800531876182014-12-05T13:25:00.000-05:002014-12-16T11:56:26.989-05:00Fraud HattShit November 2014 Stats
These stats can also be found on her latest fake review
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-29930508949072667002014-11-03T13:32:00.002-05:002014-11-03T13:32:36.685-05:00Fraud HattCrapp Stats for October 2014These stats can also be found on Fraud HattSpew's latest fake review
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-36644132449333362032014-10-14T11:10:00.000-04:002014-10-14T13:08:15.828-04:00Some HattSpew ClassicsThis can also be found on her latest fake review
Ok, ya got me going again, here are some Fraud HattSpew Classics, all of these came from the 33 fake reviews that she's posted so far this month.
Let's start off with some readers:
"readers will appreciate"
"provides readers with the immediate aftermath"
"readers will enjoy the caring"
"readers will enjoy the drug"
"readers will anticipate Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-42457650899276330632014-10-10T16:48:00.000-04:002014-10-10T16:48:05.723-04:00Fraud Hattie Stats for Sept 2014A little late with these... These can also be found on her latest fake review.
Date
Fake Reviews
Avg
YTD
Votes
Helpful
%
Not Helpful
%
Jan
2012
214
6.90
6.90
1128
545
48%
583
52%
Feb
2012
203
7.25
7.08
661
458
69%
203
31%
Mar
2012
219
7.06
7.07
818
572
70%
246
30%
Apr
2012
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-77733881555679261772014-09-12T10:35:00.000-04:002014-09-12T10:35:01.112-04:00Frankenstein's Monster in 311 WordsMeet "bernie."
Bernie is a top 500 reviewer. He's been at it for a very long time -- longer than Harriet, even! His first review was posted in May of 1999.
Bernie has developed a bad habit. He likes to post the SAME REVIEW dozens -- or even hundreds -- of times.
Why, on July 24 and 25 of this year, he posted at least 68 reviews of A Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16936912078596236913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-65559457297667846412014-09-09T15:35:00.000-04:002014-09-09T15:38:25.916-04:00Paging Dr. OceanfrontKarma Police noticed that Ammy got a new top 10 reviewer the other day. Congratulations, Dr. Oceanfront. There's nothing suspicious about your rise through the ranks at all! Oh no! Why, just look at the other top 10 reviewers. Most of them have been at it for years. But you! You caught the REVIEWING BUG in late 2013. And you're ALREADY in the top 10Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16936912078596236913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-35094036423292977072014-09-08T11:54:00.000-04:002014-09-08T11:54:05.244-04:00Supplement Shills in the Top 10,000Want to get into Amazon's Top 10,000? Karma Police has got your recipe for success!
Step 1: Contact a sleazy supplement seller. Lots of them are paying for reviews on Craigslist! Or just type "Garcinia cambogia" into the Amazon search box (or "green coffee bean extract" or "raspberry ketones" or "branched chain amino acids" or the name of whatever snake oil is popular this weekAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16936912078596236913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-88729085175244552672014-09-03T15:37:00.001-04:002014-09-11T10:49:32.103-04:00Fraud Hattie Fake Reviews Month by MonthUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-83895071831893430612014-09-02T13:28:00.000-04:002014-09-02T13:28:01.607-04:00Fraud Hattie Stats for August 2014Here are Fraud HattShitt's Month End Stats for August 2014, these can also be found on her latest fake review.
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6369920588474226441.post-87212239250231992512014-08-01T12:46:00.001-04:002014-08-01T12:46:17.859-04:00Fraud Hattie Stats for July 2014I know, I missed posting HattShits June stats.
Anyway, here's HattSpews stats for July 2014, These can also be found on her latest fake review
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0