Fraud Hattie 64 posts yesterday

I put this in one of her "reviews" and thought I'd post it here too:

Seek gibberish and ye shall find it in Hatties fake reviews.

In the 64 fake reviews that Fraud Hattie posted yesterday:

We had 7 occurrences of one her all time classics: "with a sixteen years old daughter Emma" "sixteen years old Winn" "eleven years old Anna and fifteen years old Luca" (twice in the same sentence yet!) "two years old Lainey" "her six years old son Zack" "seven years old Ciro Lazzari" and "her three years old son Jack"

Surprisingly, I found only a half dozen or so "relish"'s

And, even more surprisingly, only one "over the top of": "Over the top of "Mt. Trashmore""

The readers/fans that shall remain motionless made 5 appearances: one with some "relish" "Still fans will relish" and one "Still erotica fans"

TRUTH, I only found one of your favorites: "The support cast adds humorous New York shtick cynicism" and three of your other favorite "Sub-genre"'s.

Fast-paced was used only 14 times, here we have it used twice in the same sentence: "The fast-paced storyline combines glamour and desire with wrenching crime scenes in a fast-paced global twisting cat and mouse thriller."

7 were "action-packed" and 3 "never slowed down". We even had an “armchair time travelers” along with a new one: “readers fans will enjoy”, come on Hattie, “readers fans”?

“With a sort of Mork in Men In Black lampooning” Now that’s just plain funny!

Ok, done for a while.

Fraud Hattie Update

Fraud Hatties past year of posting fraudulent reviews:
306 fraudulent reviews in Apr 2011 10.20 per day 7.73 YTD 5.84 Overall 24417 Reviews to date
171 fraudulent reviews in May 2011 5.52 per day 7.29 YTD 5.84 Overall 24588 Reviews to date
219 fraudulent reviews in Jun 2011 7.30 per day 7.29 YTD 5.85 Overall 24807 Reviews to date
218 fraudulent reviews in Jul 2011 7.03 per day 7.25 YTD 5.86 Overall 25025 Reviews to date
289 fraudulent reviews in Aug 2011 9.32 per day 7.51 YTD 5.89 Overall 25314 Reviews to date
230 fraudulent reviews in Sep 2011 7.67 per day 7.53 YTD 5.90 Overall 25544 Reviews to date
210 fraudulent reviews in Oct 2011 6.77 per day 7.45 YTD 5.90 Overall 25754 Reviews to date
215 fraudulent reviews in Nov 2011 7.17 per day 7.43 YTD 5.91 Overall 25969 Reviews to date
157 fraudulent reviews in Dec 2011 5.06 per day 7.23 YTD 5.91 Overall 26126 Reviews to date
214 fraudulent reviews in Jan 2012 6.90 per day 6.90 YTD 5.91 Overall 26340 Reviews to date
203 fraudulent reviews in Feb 2012 7.25 per day 7.08 YTD 5.92 Overall 26543 Reviews to date
219 fraudulent reviews in Mar 2012 7.06 per day 7.07 YTD 5.93 Overall 26762 Reviews to date

Last year April, our "Lady of Perpetual Posting" puked out 306 fake reviews and posted them here, that's over 10 books per day that she did not read. Do we have another 300+ month of fake reviews of books she did not read in store for us again this April?

The 27,000th fake review milestone will likely be hit this month (my prediction is 4/24), we'll all have to get out the party hats and celebrate.

In typical HK run-on sentence/bad grammar fraudulent fake review fashion, here is a blurb put together from a few of them: The story line combines a wonderful story line that is fast paced action packed faster than the speed of life over the top of sub-genre fans will relish her seventeen years old daughter that somewhat still fans will root for the police procedural complex urban fantasy cozy that lampoons the soiled dove double dog dare fabulous romantic paranormal police procedural that's faster than a speeding Superman and the strong support cast will roots for the indigenous people that are underdeveloped and interchangeably oversimplified and nonsensical on a tour biting tour that still armchair warriors will feast on and on and on and on and on...

See ya again next month for another recap of fraudulence from The Fraud Known as HK.

Bam, bam, bam. Another one bites the dust!

And another one gone, and another one gone.... What did MJN76 say that Amazon bumped him off?

Fairly slow month for Fraud Hattie

Another month gone by and Fraud Hattie did not disappoint with 203 fake reviews of books that she did not read.

203 fraudulent reviews in Feb 2012, that comes to 7.25 per day for the month, 7.08 per day YTD and 5.92 overall with a total of 26543 "reviews"

And, she also dropped her top 1000 badge by falling in rank 180 places to 1053. A good time was had by all at the celebration!

Klausner Performs Author Reassignment Surgery on 1984

This is hot off the press (click on image for full size):



Yeah, you go, girl! Appreciators and rabid fans of Harriet Klausner will relish this fast-paced change in literary annals. Many of us have always felt that Orwell has been grossly overhyped as the author of 1984 and that Huxley would make a far more fitting author of this book. Now Harriet made this official! This is over the top of the Empire State Building, Eiffel Tower, and Mount Kilimanjaro combined. Hallelujah!

Remember you read it here first!

Fraud Hattie from long ago

http://www.amazon.com/review/R1UNJZ1NUZUKU2

A review from Fraud HK under the name "A Customer"

As you can see by the title "A goo read by ine of the genre's founders" she paid as much attention to detail way back then as she does now.

Top Reviewer No More: Klausner Falls to No. 1,011

Tada! Harriet Klausner is now officially No. 1,011. Having fallen out of the top thousand she is no longer a top reviewer of any sort. Sic transit gloria fraudi.

Buh bye, Quackusner, off to the Rubbish Heap of History™ you go.