Fraud Hattie Stats for Sept 2013

Ok, I know I'm a little late with this, been kinda busy at work lately. (I also posted these on one her latest fake reviews, and, I may have thrown in a coupla extras here)

eta:

	Date	Helpful	Not Helpful	Total	%	Tot	H	%	NH	%
Aug	2012	106262	36807	143069	74%	1189	826	69%	363	31%
Sep	2012	106948	37173	144121	74%	1052	686	65%	366	35%
Oct	2012	107534	37566	145100	74%	979	586	60%	393	40%
Nov	2012	107936	37761	145697	74%	597	402	67%	195	33%
Dec	2012	108304	38061	146365	74%	668	368	55%	300	45%
Jan	2013	108816	38252	147068	74%	703	512	73%	191	27%
Feb	2013	109272	38459	147731	74%	663	456	69%	207	31%
Mar	2013	109589	38551	148140	74%	409	317	78%	92	22%
Apr	2013	109936	38687	148623	74%	483	347	72%	136	28%
May	2013	110302	38849	149151	74%	528	366	69%	162	31%
Jun	2013	110672	39056	149728	74%	577	370	64%	207	36%
Jul	2013	111050	39184	150234	74%	506	378	75%	128	25%
Aug	2013	112025	39358	151383	74%	1149	975	85%	174	15%
Sep	2013	112772	39419	152191	74%	808	747	92%	61	8%

	Date	Relish	Fans	R ank	AVP's	Vine's	VPR	HVPR	NHVPR
Jan	2013	9	2651	1735	3	1	2.56	1.28	1.29
Feb	2013	7	2666	1779	2	2	1.70	1.00	0.70
Mar	2013	9	2681	1805	6	2	1.72	1.07	0.66
Apr	2013	16	2688	1851	3	4	1.09	0.62	0.47
May	2013	18	2695	1929	3	3	0.85	0.32	0.53
Jun	2013	13	2703	1962	3	5	1.09	0.58	0.51
Jul	2013	18	2712	1989	0	3	1.74	1.09	0.66
Aug	2013	15	2716	2069	2	2	1.48	0.72	0.76
Sep	2013	11	2725	1991	1	0	1.05	0.70	0.36

 

	Date	Reviews	Votes	H	%	NH	%	VPR	HVPR	NHVPR	Relish
May	2012	214	733	485	66%	248	34%	3.43	2.27	1.16	17
Jun	2012	189	646	374	58%	272	42%	3.42	1.98	1.44	20
Jul	2012	215	617	358	58%	259	42%	2.87	1.67	1.20	22
Aug	2012	215	583	310	53%	273	47%	2.71	1.44	1.27	12
Sep	2012	198	460	246	53%	214	47%	2.32	1.24	1.08	9
Oct	2012	229	590	290	49%	300	51%	2.58	1.27	1.31	23
Nov	2012	117	199	94	47%	105	53%	1.70	0.80	0.90	12
Dec	2012	72	277	106	38%	171	62%	3.85	1.47	2.38	3
Jan	2013	101	259	129	50%	130	50%	2.56	1.28	1.29	9
Feb	2013	91	155	91	59%	64	41%	1.70	1.00	0.70	7
Mar	2013	87	150	93	62%	57	38%	1.72	1.07	0.66	9
Apr	2013	99	108	61	56%	47	44%	1.09	0.62	0.47	16
May	2013	120	102	38	37%	64	63%	0.85	0.32	0.53	18
Jun	2013	106	116	62	53%	54	47%	1.09	0.58	0.51	13
Jul	2013	93	162	101	62%	61	38%	1.74	1.09	0.66	18
Aug	2013	93	138	67	49%	71	51%	1.48	0.72	0.76	15
Sep	2013	92	97	64	66%	33	34%	1.05	0.70	0.36	11

 

Date		Reviews	Rank	Up/Down	Votes	H	%	NH	%
Jan	2012	214	873
Feb	2012	203	1053	180
Mar	2012	219	1069	16
Apr	2012	195	1077	8
May	2012	214	1075	-2
Jun	2012	189	1069	-6
Jul	2012	215	1106	37
Aug	2012	215	1200	94	1189	826	69.47%	363	30.53%
Sep	2012	198	1266	66	1052	686	65.21%	366	34.79%
Oct	2012	229	1375	109	979	586	59.86%	393	40.14%
Nov	2012	117	1463	88	597	402	67.34%	195	32.66%
Dec	2012	72	1666	203	668	368	55.09%	300	44.91%
Jan	2013	101	1735	69	703	512	72.83%	191	27.17%
Feb	2013	91	1779	44	663	456	68.78%	207	31.22%
Mar	2013	87	1805	26	409	317	77.51%	92	22.49%
Apr	2013	99	1851	46	483	347	71.84%	136	28.16%
May	2013	120	1929	78	528	366	69.32%	162	30.68%
Jun	2013	106	1962	33	577	370	64.12%	207	35.88%
Jul	2013	93	1989	27	506	378	74.70%	128	25.30%
Aug	2013	93	2069	80	1149	975	84.86%	174	15.14%
Sep	2013	92	1991	-78	808	747	92.45%	61	7.55%

Hattie's 72 fake reviews so far this month

You can also find this on Yeti's latest fake review.

It's been a while since I did one of these, Hattie and her relishing readers and fans that are action packed fast paced. (these are all from her 72 fake reviews posted this month)

Lets start with Hattie relishing relished relish:
Readers will relish this entry
readers will relish this super
as fans will relish more the vivid
Readers will relish this well
driven, readers will relish this entry
that his family relishes, Daniel
tense action, readers will relish this strong
driven, readers will relish this strong Amish
Mercy relishes working in
reader, fans will relish this

How about some readers:
Fast-paced, readers will appreciate
family, readers will enjoy
Readers will appreciate this well
Readers will relish this entry
Readers will enjoy this opening
down, readers will relish this super
readers will enjoy the undead horde ripping
Readers will appreciate this ancient
readers will root for the rock
Readers will feel they are on
Readers will relish this well
Readers who ignore the
readers will appreciate this wry
Readers will appreciate Team
perspective, teenage readers and older curious
Readers will enjoy this engaging
readers will relish this entry as the dedicated
Readers will appreciate the intriguing brilliant
readers will appreciate this Maine
Readers will appreciate this engaging
readers will appreciate this exciting
instance readers will feel
readers will enjoy this engaging zombie
readers will relish this strong
action, readers will appreciate this strong
fat girl blog readers and her customers
requirement, readers will appreciate this delightful
romance; readers will enjoy Petra
driven, readers will relish this strong Amish
Readers will empathize with and
Readers will appreciate this fast-paced
couple, readers will find despair
Readers will enjoy Sophie
Although readers
romance provides readers
nowhere; readers will appreciate
Alps, readers will enjoy this fun
paced, readers will appreciate this strong
with, readers will appreciate this profound
packed readers will enjoy David
Readers will wonder whether the fab
Sarah and readers will learn the true

Can't forget about the fans (some of them are motionless):
driven, fans will enjoy the unborn
insignificant, fans will appreciate the beleaguered
to the delight of Z fans
unnecessary as fans will relish
Still fans will appreciate the late
series fans will enjoy the still
leaves fans to wonder whether
older curious fans who have read
Fans will enjoy this taut tale
Series fans will enjoy this
Truth, fans will say
packed, fans will enjoy this twisting second
Fans who appreciate a taut
despair as fans will appreciate the Brady
and baseball fans of all ages
reader, fans will relish this entry as once

And, some audiences:
amateur sleuth as the audience
to hook the audience as the
cautions the audience to avoid
Lewis reminds the audience that attention to
who in the audience infected Yago
the author assumes her audience is intelligent

Throw in a couple of "over the top"s
Engagement are over the top of the Swiss Alps
abductions feel over the top of Mount Hood

And top it off with some action packed action (oops, I meant fast paced action):
Fast-paced, readers will
two fast-paced romantic suspense
fast-paced storyline deploys a teen
Fast-paced from the moment the coach
whodunit is fast-paced and the glimpse
Fast-paced with plenty of action and strange
Fast-paced and loaded with action
Fast-paced and filled with action
amusing fast-paced satire
appreciate this fast-paced entry as first
leisurely-paced tale that enables
Leisurely-paced, readers will appreciate this strong
Fast-paced with each inquiry engaging

All of this carp came from the 72 fake reviews that Fraud Hattie puked out this month.

ETA, Yeti's "thriller"s from this months fake reviews:

a strong Swedish thriller
fast-paced romantic suspense thrillers
Missing is a reprint of a new Equalizer thriller
is the fourth CCI thriller
exciting ninja vs. zombie thriller
readers will relish this super charged thriller
an exciting thriller as the flu
super intelligent thriller that cleverly
exhilarating sidebar thriller that takes
exhilarating action-packed thriller
fabulous outer space thriller that rotates
typical of the thriller subplot with plenty
action-packed cautionary cloning thriller
taut DNA thriller filled with
taut young adult thriller uses the premise that naturing (naturing?)
super Israeli Law and Order police procedural legal thriller
exciting thriller
terrific twisting thriller anchored
fabulous first Black Tide Rising apocalypse thriller
engaging zombie thriller
readers will relish this strong thriller as love
fantasy is a wonderful thriller as the protagonist
exciting investigative thriller
interesting Reagan Era legal thriller
taut thriller with a fabulous midcourse
exciting tense thriller
undercover investigative thriller due
typical action-packed thriller
an exciting thriller as the heroine

Hattie and the smelly socks

Last month, Fraud Hattie dropped  80 places in rank from 1989 to 2069. So far this month, her rank has gone all the way back up to 1999. Let’s look at some recent stats: 

		Fake	Overall Votes
		Reviews	Rank	Helpful	NH	Total	%
Aug	2012	215	1200	106262	36807	143069	74%
Sep	2012	198	1266	106948	37173	144121	74%
Oct	2012	229	1375	107534	37566	145100	74%
Nov	2012	117	1463	107936	37761	145697	74%
Dec	2012	72	1666	108304	38061	146365	74%
Jan	2013	101	1735	108816	38252	147068	74%
Feb	2013	91	1779	109272	38459	147731	74%
Mar	2013	87	1805	109589	38551	148140	74%
Apr	2013	99	1851	109936	38687	148623	74%
May	2013	120	1929	110302	38849	149151	74%
Jun	2013	106	1962	110672	39056	149728	74%
Jul	2013	93	1989	111050	39184	150234	74%
Aug	2013	93	2069	112025	39358	151383	74%
Sep	2013	65	1999	112690	39393	152083	74%
		Votes this Month
		Tot	H	%	NH	%
Aug	2012	1189	826	69%	363	31%
Sep	2012	1052	686	65%	366	35%
Oct	2012	979	586	60%	393	40%
Nov	2012	597	402	67%	195	33%
Dec	2012	668	368	55%	300	45%
Jan	2013	703	512	73%	191	27%
Feb	2013	663	456	69%	207	31%
Mar	2013	409	317	78%	92	22%
Apr	2013	483	347	72%	136	28%
May	2013	528	366	69%	162	31%
Jun	2013	577	370	64%	207	36%
Jul	2013	506	378	75%	128	25%
Aug	2013	1149	975	85%	174	15%
Sep	2013	700	665	95%	35	5%
		Votes for this months reviews only
		Tot	H	%	NH	%
Aug	2012	583	310	53%	273	47%
Sep	2012	460	246	53%	214	47%
Oct	2012	590	290	49%	300	51%
Nov	2012	199	94	47%	105	53%
Dec	2012	277	106	38%	171	62%
Jan	2013	259	129	50%	130	50%
Feb	2013	155	91	59%	64	41%
Mar	2013	150	93	62%	57	38%
Apr	2013	108	61	56%	47	44%
May	2013	102	38	37%	64	63%
Jun	2013	116	62	53%	54	47%
Jul	2013	162	101	62%	61	38%
Aug	2013	138	67	49%	71	51%
Sep	2013	73	54	74%	19	26%

In the last 2 months, Hattie has 1849 votes, 1640 89% positive and 209 11% negative. The 9 months prior to that, Hattie has averaged 570 votes per month (570 votes, 390 68% positive, 180 32% negative). That's over twice as many over the last 9 months average.

Why is it that Fraud Hattie is getting so many more votes lately?  I think I smell a bunch of dirty socks by the name of Shelly/Harry/Henry/Lisa/THEY/Nancy/IT/Spanish Beard.

There's a Fraud on Amazon

I posted this on one of Hattie's recent fake reviews on Amazon. Since my comment had fifteen "swear words," AKA fraud, it quickly vanished without a trace along with B.Craven's comment. 

So I've decided to re-post it here because I have this hunch that even with my modifications, AKA misspelling of the "offensive" word, it's going to get axed. 

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So I'm pretty sure that some of you know the force that's invaded the gaming world: Plants vs Zombies by PopCap Games.
Anyway, I can't seem to get the, "There's a zombie on your lawn," song outta my head, since it's so catchy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ

So here's a parody of the song:

There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
We don't want frauds on Amazon

I know your type: disheveled, wild-eyed, and unscrupulous

You want to maim the English language

And then eat the victimized words with relish

I'm just an Amazon customer

But I belong to a stalwart group that fights fraud

You like the taste of klausnered books

We don't like frauds

"I used to be a librarian"

"Amazon protects me"

"I have a master's degree in library science"

"I AM UNSTOPPABLE!"

There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
We don't want frauds on Amazon

Maybe it's time you consider reviewing milk cartons

I know that you have OCD when it comes to summarizing

Reviewing books requires ethics, which you sorely lack

You're a marketing machine, so it doesn't matter

Instead we will use our every resource to put you out of the fraudulent business

"I like the smell of non-read books"

"There's relish on my head"

"I'm going to klausner an avalanche of books!"

"I AM UNSTOPPABLE!"

There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
We don't want frauds on Amazon