Thursday, April 2, 2015

Stats March 2015

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Date Fake Reviews Avg YTD Votes Helpful % Not Helpful %
Jan 2012 214 6.90 6.90 1128 545 48% 583 52%
Feb 2012 203 7.25 7.08 661 458 69% 203 31%
Mar 2012 219 7.06 7.07 818 572 70% 246 30%
Apr 2012 195 6.50 6.93 854 598 70% 256 30%
May 2012 214 6.90 6.92 828 553 67% 275 33%
Jun 2012 189 6.30 6.82 768 446 58% 322 42%
Jul 2012 215 6.94 6.84 725 420 58% 305 42%
Aug 2012 215 6.94 6.85 748 442 59% 306 41%
Sep 2012 198 6.60 6.82 657 429 65% 228 35%
Oct 2012 229 7.39 6.88 855 518 61% 337 39%
Nov 2012 117 3.90 6.61 304 191 63% 113 37%
Dec 2012 72 2.32 6.25 366 179 49% 187 51%
Jan 2013 101 3.26 3.26 338 207 61% 131 39%
Feb 2013 91 3.25 3.25 245 179 73% 66 27%
Mar 2013 87 2.81 3.10 261 183 70% 78 30%
Apr 2013 99 3.30 3.15 203 152 75% 51 25%
May 2013 120 3.87 3.30 231 149 65% 82 35%
Jun 2013 106 3.53 3.34 144 83 58% 61 42%
Jul 2013 93 3.00 3.29 198 119 60% 79 40%
Aug 2013 93 3.00 3.25 232 148 64% 84 36%
Sep 2013 92 3.07 3.23 190 143 75% 47 25%
Oct 2013 117 3.77 3.29 205 152 74% 53 26%
Nov 2013 84 2.80 3.24 93 53 57% 40 43%
Dec 2013 62 2.00 3.14 94 56 60% 38 40%
Jan 2014 71 2.29 2.29 125 94 75% 31 25%
Feb 2014 89 2.87 2.58 160 125 78% 35 22%
Mar 2014 105 3.39 2.85 213 163 77% 50 23%
Apr 2014 71 2.29 2.71 152 110 72% 42 28%
May 2014 82 2.65 2.70 172 119 69% 53 31%
Jun 2014 89 2.87 2.73 156 122 78% 34 22%
Jul 2014 69 2.23 2.65 145 106 73% 39 27%
Aug 2014 82 2.65 2.65 140 104 74% 36 26%
Sep 2014 79 2.55 2.64 78 53 68% 25 32%
Oct 2014 89 2.87 2.66 72 48 67% 24 33%
Nov 2014 58 1.87 2.59 87 56 64% 31 36%
Dec 2014 47 1.52 2.50 52 30 58% 22 42%
Jan 2015 46 1.48 1.48 41 22 54% 19 46%
Feb 2015 62 2.00 1.74 72 51 71% 21 29%
Mar 2015 64 2.06 1.85 38 24 63% 14 37%
Date Relish Fans Rank AVP's Vine's VPR HVPR NHVPR
Jan 2012 25 2555 873 3 2 5.27 2.55 2.72
Feb 2012 16 2555 1053 11 1 3.26 2.26 1.00
Mar 2012 17 2555 1069 3 0 3.74 2.61 1.12
Apr 2012 15 2555 1077 9 0 4.38 3.07 1.31
May 2012 17 2555 1075 4 0 3.87 2.58 1.29
Jun 2012 20 2555 1069 7 1 4.06 2.36 1.70
Jul 2012 22 2555 1106 7 6 3.37 1.95 1.42
Aug 2012 12 2555 1200 4 2 3.48 2.06 1.42
Sep 2012 9 2592 1266 9 1 3.32 2.17 1.15
Oct 2012 23 2606 1375 6 2 3.73 2.26 1.47
Nov 2012 12 2617 1463 4 0 2.60 1.63 0.97
Dec 2012 3 2633 1666 5 1 5.08 2.49 2.60
Jan 2013 9 2651 1735 3 1 3.35 2.05 1.30
Feb 2013 7 2666 1779 2 2 2.69 1.97 0.73
Mar 2013 9 2681 1805 6 2 3.00 2.10 0.90
Apr 2013 16 2688 1851 3 4 2.05 1.54 0.52
May 2013 18 2695 1929 3 3 1.93 1.24 0.68
Jun 2013 13 2703 1962 3 5 1.36 0.78 0.58
Jul 2013 18 2712 1989 0 3 2.13 1.28 0.85
Aug 2013 15 2716 2069 2 2 2.49 1.59 0.90
Sep 2013 11 2725 1991 1 0 2.07 1.55 0.51
Oct 2013 13 2738 1966 0 1 1.75 1.30 0.45
Nov 2013 9 2747 2012 0 2 1.11 0.63 0.48
Dec 2013 4 2759 2057 0 1 1.52 0.90 0.61
Jan 2014 7 2766 2048 0 3 1.76 1.32 0.44
Feb 2014 4 2775 2046 0 1 1.80 1.40 0.39
Mar 2014 8 2788 2069 0 4 2.03 1.55 0.48
Apr 2014 7 2792 2054 0 2 2.14 1.55 0.59
May 2014 4 2795 2130 1 2 2.10 1.45 0.65
Jun 2014 9 2817 2082 1 2 1.75 1.37 0.38
Jul 2014 5 2826 2110 0 4 2.10 1.54 0.57
Aug 2014 8 2834 2085 1 3 1.71 1.27 0.44
Sep 2014 3 2839 2135 0 1 0.99 0.67 0.32
Oct 2014 4 2847 2121 0 0 0.81 0.54 0.27
Nov 2014 6 2853 2147 0 0 1.50 0.97 0.53
Dec 2014 3 2859 2144 0 0 1.11 0.64 0.47
Jan 2015 2 2865 2294 0 0 0.89 0.48 0.41
Feb 2015 3 2867 2342 0 0 1.16 0.82 0.34
Mar 2015 2 2876 2316 0 0 0.59 0.38 0.22

Monday, February 23, 2015

Fraud HattSplatt Mid-Month-Update

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Time for another Phraud HattSplatt Mid-Month-Update.

Let's start it out with year old.
her twelve year old younger sibling
her seven year old intellectually disabled sister
Lannie abducts twenty-four year old Holly Faulkes
the parents of twelve year old Charlie Hardin
his wife Lanni and their now four-year old daughter Jenny
to mentor the fourteen year old girl with

OK, this is more like what we expect from HattCrap:
his angry thirteen years old daughter Angie
Fifty years old university lecturer Patrick
when a healthy fifteen years old boy dies in a tragic
Twelve years old Dalal Shahan
Twenty-one years old Sherry White
fifty-six years old meteorologist Shimura Kobo
drawn by her five years old daughter Maggie
accompanied by five years old Henry
two BFF eleven years old girls
twenty-six years old unknown Jasmine Martin
her stressed out twelve years old son
Evelyn Baine's twelve years old BFF Cassie Byers

Throw in some "over the top"s
head first into the fire is over the top of the Eifel Tower
Over the top of Lafayette Park
You're So Fine is over the top (of the lighthouse)
Although over the top as the first daughters have become the equivalent of
Ray and Lou meet over the top of the Arch and never slows down
ending is over the top of Mont Blanc

Add some motionless:
still somewhat innocent Jean
Still The Thorn of Dentonhill
Still this is a thrilling opening act
Still they decorate her place for the holiday
Still she agrees to help him starting
still distrustful of authorities even by those generations born
Still with her greatest ally
Still this is an electrifying Peter Grant
Still he feels good that his job at the crisis
Still making matters even more strained

Add in some "cat and mouse"s:
into a fantastic cat and mouse thriller
is an exciting cat and mouse tale due
a magical cat and mouse war between
for an absorbing cat and mouse tale

On to some "readers"
Readers will relish Widdershins (mmmm, relish!)
readers will feel they are riding
provides readers with perspectives from the recipient
readers will feel transported
readers will enjoy the antics
readers want more Emily
Readers will figure out early on
introduces her readers to the underbelly
Targeting tweeners, WWII (on the home front) readers and Mark Twain fans, this droll
readers will appreciate the escapades of Charlie
that take readers out of the main
act as no reader will ride
Readers meet key royalists
readers rooting
maintains readers' attention
case hooks readers
relationship while readers will sing
Armchair readers will enjoy visiting
readers will wonder
Readers do not have to wait
that has readers rooting for Trent
readers will relish
Pappano takes her readers to the Big
Readers root for courageous Cass
readers will welcome The New Cowboy
highlighted by readers waiting seemingly

How about some "fans":
epic grips the fans with a profound
series fans will relish knowing
Fans will appreciate Rachel
fresh in fans' minds by
series fans will like visiting
readers and Mark Twain fans, this droll
fans will want to join Peter
instead takes fans out of
in which fans will feel we hike
Snodgrass escorting fans
entry as fans meet
entry as fans learn more
subgenre fans will relish
series fans will appreciate the Smith
Subgenre fans will appreciate Ran's killing
subgenre fans will agree this
Fans will root for the James
Series fans will appreciate the final
epic grips the fans with a profound

Can't leave out "audience"
which enables the audience to better
storyline hooks the audience with its dark
This time the audience understands
them to the audience at times
picturesque as the audience
provides the audience with how adults
provide the audience with a contemplative
pacing enables the audience to believe in the
behooves the audience to read Infiltration
house eventually makes sense to the audience
thriller as the audience obtains new
investigation engages the audience especially
hooks the audience due
transports his audience to early
leaving a stunned audience with an
grips the audience once
children as the audience learns the
storyline hooks the audience from
based on "braining up" the middle school audience.

and then there's the "paced":
starts vivid yet fast-paced; slows down
Fast-paced from the opening
Fast-paced from the start and decelerating
fascinating leisurely-paced thriller filled
is fast-paced and filled with action
This is a fabulous fast-paced seventeenth
Fast-paced with the usual jocular
The storyline starts leisurely-paced even
fast-paced storyline hooks

And "packed":
is an action-packed exhilarating
Action-packed and headed
the most action-packed crime
is an action-packed second
exhilarating action-packed suspense that grips
Action-packed, but with an improbable

And add a little "well written"
two well written sword
Each subplot is well written enabling
investigation well written and brilliantly
albeit well-written subplots distracting
The romance is well-written but

And there you have it, more and more gibberish from Phraud HattSplatt, all of this from her last 100 phake reviews.