You can also find this on Yeti's latest fake review.
It's been a while since I did one of these, Hattie and her relishing readers and fans that are action packed fast paced. (these are all from her 72 fake reviews posted this month)
Lets start with Hattie relishing relished relish:
Readers will relish this entry
readers will relish this super
as fans will relish more the vivid
Readers will relish this well
driven, readers will relish this entry
that his family relishes, Daniel
tense action, readers will relish this strong
driven, readers will relish this strong Amish
Mercy relishes working in
reader, fans will relish this
How about some readers:
Fast-paced, readers will appreciate
family, readers will enjoy
Readers will appreciate this well
Readers will relish this entry
Readers will enjoy this opening
down, readers will relish this super
readers will enjoy the undead horde ripping
Readers will appreciate this ancient
readers will root for the rock
Readers will feel they are on
Readers will relish this well
Readers who ignore the
readers will appreciate this wry
Readers will appreciate Team
perspective, teenage readers and older curious
Readers will enjoy this engaging
readers will relish this entry as the dedicated
Readers will appreciate the intriguing brilliant
readers will appreciate this Maine
Readers will appreciate this engaging
readers will appreciate this exciting
instance readers will feel
readers will enjoy this engaging zombie
readers will relish this strong
action, readers will appreciate this strong
fat girl blog readers and her customers
requirement, readers will appreciate this delightful
romance; readers will enjoy Petra
driven, readers will relish this strong Amish
Readers will empathize with and
Readers will appreciate this fast-paced
couple, readers will find despair
Readers will enjoy Sophie
Although readers
romance provides readers
nowhere; readers will appreciate
Alps, readers will enjoy this fun
paced, readers will appreciate this strong
with, readers will appreciate this profound
packed readers will enjoy David
Readers will wonder whether the fab
Sarah and readers will learn the true
Can't forget about the fans (some of them are motionless):
driven, fans will enjoy the unborn
insignificant, fans will appreciate the beleaguered
to the delight of Z fans
unnecessary as fans will relish
Still fans will appreciate the late
series fans will enjoy the still
leaves fans to wonder whether
older curious fans who have read
Fans will enjoy this taut tale
Series fans will enjoy this
Truth, fans will say
packed, fans will enjoy this twisting second
Fans who appreciate a taut
despair as fans will appreciate the Brady
and baseball fans of all ages
reader, fans will relish this entry as once
And, some audiences:
amateur sleuth as the audience
to hook the audience as the
cautions the audience to avoid
Lewis reminds the audience that attention to
who in the audience infected Yago
the author assumes her audience is intelligent
Throw in a couple of "over the top"s
Engagement are over the top of the Swiss Alps
abductions feel over the top of Mount Hood
And top it off with some action packed action (oops, I meant fast paced action):
Fast-paced, readers will
two fast-paced romantic suspense
fast-paced storyline deploys a teen
Fast-paced from the moment the coach
whodunit is fast-paced and the glimpse
Fast-paced with plenty of action and strange
Fast-paced and loaded with action
Fast-paced and filled with action
amusing fast-paced satire
appreciate this fast-paced entry as first
leisurely-paced tale that enables
Leisurely-paced, readers will appreciate this strong
Fast-paced with each inquiry engaging
All of this carp came from the 72 fake reviews that Fraud Hattie puked out this month.
ETA, Yeti's "thriller"s from this months fake reviews:
a strong Swedish thriller
fast-paced romantic suspense thrillers
Missing is a reprint of a new Equalizer thriller
is the fourth CCI thriller
exciting ninja vs. zombie thriller
readers will relish this super charged thriller
an exciting thriller as the flu
super intelligent thriller that cleverly
exhilarating sidebar thriller that takes
exhilarating action-packed thriller
fabulous outer space thriller that rotates
typical of the thriller subplot with plenty
action-packed cautionary cloning thriller
taut DNA thriller filled with
taut young adult thriller uses the premise that naturing (naturing?)
super Israeli Law and Order police procedural legal thriller
exciting thriller
terrific twisting thriller anchored
fabulous first Black Tide Rising apocalypse thriller
engaging zombie thriller
readers will relish this strong thriller as love
fantasy is a wonderful thriller as the protagonist
exciting investigative thriller
interesting Reagan Era legal thriller
taut thriller with a fabulous midcourse
exciting tense thriller
undercover investigative thriller due
typical action-packed thriller
an exciting thriller as the heroine
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Monday, September 23, 2013
Hattie and the smelly socks
Last month, Fraud Hattie dropped 80 places in rank from 1989 to 2069. So far
this month, her rank has gone all the way back up to 1999. Let’s look at some
recent stats:
Fake
|
Overall Votes
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||||||
Reviews
|
Rank
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Helpful
|
NH
|
Total
|
%
| ||
Aug
|
2012
|
215
|
1200
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106262
|
36807
|
143069
|
74%
|
Sep
|
2012
|
198
|
1266
|
106948
|
37173
|
144121
|
74%
|
Oct
|
2012
|
229
|
1375
|
107534
|
37566
|
145100
|
74%
|
Nov
|
2012
|
117
|
1463
|
107936
|
37761
|
145697
|
74%
|
Dec
|
2012
|
72
|
1666
|
108304
|
38061
|
146365
|
74%
|
Jan
|
2013
|
101
|
1735
|
108816
|
38252
|
147068
|
74%
|
Feb
|
2013
|
91
|
1779
|
109272
|
38459
|
147731
|
74%
|
Mar
|
2013
|
87
|
1805
|
109589
|
38551
|
148140
|
74%
|
Apr
|
2013
|
99
|
1851
|
109936
|
38687
|
148623
|
74%
|
May
|
2013
|
120
|
1929
|
110302
|
38849
|
149151
|
74%
|
Jun
|
2013
|
106
|
1962
|
110672
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39056
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149728
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74%
|
Jul
|
2013
|
93
|
1989
|
111050
|
39184
|
150234
|
74%
|
Aug
|
2013
|
93
|
2069
|
112025
|
39358
|
151383
|
74%
|
Sep
|
2013
|
65
|
1999
|
112690
|
39393
|
152083
|
74%
|
Votes this Month
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Tot
|
H
|
%
|
NH
|
%
|
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Aug
|
2012
|
1189
|
826
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69%
|
363
|
31%
|
|
Sep
|
2012
|
1052
|
686
|
65%
|
366
|
35%
|
|
Oct
|
2012
|
979
|
586
|
60%
|
393
|
40%
|
|
Nov
|
2012
|
597
|
402
|
67%
|
195
|
33%
|
|
Dec
|
2012
|
668
|
368
|
55%
|
300
|
45%
|
|
Jan
|
2013
|
703
|
512
|
73%
|
191
|
27%
|
|
Feb
|
2013
|
663
|
456
|
69%
|
207
|
31%
|
|
Mar
|
2013
|
409
|
317
|
78%
|
92
|
22%
|
|
Apr
|
2013
|
483
|
347
|
72%
|
136
|
28%
|
|
May
|
2013
|
528
|
366
|
69%
|
162
|
31%
|
|
Jun
|
2013
|
577
|
370
|
64%
|
207
|
36%
|
|
Jul
|
2013
|
506
|
378
|
75%
|
128
|
25%
|
|
Aug
|
2013
|
1149
|
975
|
85%
|
174
|
15%
|
|
Sep
|
2013
|
700
|
665
|
95%
|
35
|
5%
|
|
Votes for this months reviews only
|
|||||||
Tot
|
H
|
%
|
NH
|
%
|
|||
Aug
|
2012
|
583
|
310
|
53%
|
273
|
47%
|
|
Sep
|
2012
|
460
|
246
|
53%
|
214
|
47%
|
|
Oct
|
2012
|
590
|
290
|
49%
|
300
|
51%
|
|
Nov
|
2012
|
199
|
94
|
47%
|
105
|
53%
|
|
Dec
|
2012
|
277
|
106
|
38%
|
171
|
62%
|
|
Jan
|
2013
|
259
|
129
|
50%
|
130
|
50%
|
|
Feb
|
2013
|
155
|
91
|
59%
|
64
|
41%
|
|
Mar
|
2013
|
150
|
93
|
62%
|
57
|
38%
|
|
Apr
|
2013
|
108
|
61
|
56%
|
47
|
44%
|
|
May
|
2013
|
102
|
38
|
37%
|
64
|
63%
|
|
Jun
|
2013
|
116
|
62
|
53%
|
54
|
47%
|
|
Jul
|
2013
|
162
|
101
|
62%
|
61
|
38%
|
|
Aug
|
2013
|
138
|
67
|
49%
|
71
|
51%
|
|
Sep
|
2013
|
73
|
54
|
74%
|
19
|
26%
|
|
In the last 2 months, Hattie has 1849 votes, 1640
89% positive and 209 11% negative. The 9 months prior to that, Hattie has
averaged 570 votes per month (570 votes, 390 68% positive, 180 32% negative).
That's over twice as many over the last 9 months average.
Why is it that Fraud Hattie is getting so many more
votes lately? I think I smell a bunch of dirty
socks by the name of Shelly/Harry/Henry/Lisa/THEY/Nancy/IT/Spanish
Beard.
Thursday, September 12, 2013
There's a Fraud on Amazon
I posted this on one of Hattie's recent fake reviews on Amazon. Since my comment had fifteen "swear words," AKA fraud, it quickly vanished without a trace along with B.Craven's comment.
So I've decided to re-post it here because I have this hunch that even with my modifications, AKA misspelling of the "offensive" word, it's going to get axed.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So I'm pretty sure that some of you know the force that's invaded the gaming world: Plants vs Zombies by PopCap Games.
Anyway, I can't seem to get the, "There's a zombie on your lawn," song outta my head, since it's so catchy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlD
So here's a parody of the song:
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
We don't want frauds on Amazon
I know your type: disheveled, wild-eyed, and unscrupulous
You want to maim the English language
And then eat the victimized words with relish
I'm just an Amazon customer
But I belong to a stalwart group that fights fraud
You like the taste of klausnered books
We don't like frauds
"I used to be a librarian"
"Amazon protects me"
"I have a master's degree in library science"
"I AM UNSTOPPABLE!"
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
We don't want frauds on Amazon
Maybe it's time you consider reviewing milk cartons
I know that you have OCD when it comes to summarizing
Reviewing books requires ethics, which you sorely lack
You're a marketing machine, so it doesn't matter
Instead we will use our every resource to put you out of the fraudulent business
"I like the smell of non-read books"
"There's relish on my head"
"I'm going to klausner an avalanche of books!"
"I AM UNSTOPPABLE!"
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
We don't want frauds on Amazon
Anyway, I can't seem to get the, "There's a zombie on your lawn," song outta my head, since it's so catchy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlD
So here's a parody of the song:
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
We don't want frauds on Amazon
I know your type: disheveled, wild-eyed, and unscrupulous
You want to maim the English language
And then eat the victimized words with relish
I'm just an Amazon customer
But I belong to a stalwart group that fights fraud
You like the taste of klausnered books
We don't like frauds
"I used to be a librarian"
"Amazon protects me"
"I have a master's degree in library science"
"I AM UNSTOPPABLE!"
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
We don't want frauds on Amazon
Maybe it's time you consider reviewing milk cartons
I know that you have OCD when it comes to summarizing
Reviewing books requires ethics, which you sorely lack
You're a marketing machine, so it doesn't matter
Instead we will use our every resource to put you out of the fraudulent business
"I like the smell of non-read books"
"There's relish on my head"
"I'm going to klausner an avalanche of books!"
"I AM UNSTOPPABLE!"
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
There's a fraud on Amazon
We don't want frauds on Amazon
Friday, August 23, 2013
Some More of Harriet's Favorite Words
More of Harriet's favorite stock phrases (as of August 8, 2013 -- I'm updating my data set but it takes more than 4 hours to run ARAT and export the text of 29,162 "reviews").
More Readers and Fans
readers will appreciate 1,220
readers will enjoy 2,081
fans will appreciate 1,412
fans will enjoy 3,257
action-packed, readers will relish 6
hooks the audience 260
hooks the reader 87
Making Something Innocent Seem Creepy
Note to Harriet: the following two words do NOT mean the same thing.
entreating 75
endearing 126
More "Sub-Genres"
futuristic science fiction 52
cozy 628
cosy 25
chick lit 495
zombie 552
vampire 4,027
paranormal 2,131
shifter 471
ranch romance 72
wounded warrior 47
Harriet Does Abbreviations
BDSM 102
PTSD 132
Some More Words I Don't Think Harriet Really Knows the Meanings Of
segue 102
metaphysical 74
ironic 955
irony 135
cardiac arrest 36
When the Quote Generator Gets Stuck
Note: Often paraphrased.
"I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie." -- H. Rap Brown 6
"Never work with animals or children." -- W.C. Fields 8
Pace and Intensity Descriptors
Note: Some of these appeared in the last post with hyphens. But Hattie isn't that consistent with hyphens, so I searched again without.
fast paced 112
action packed 282
faster than the speed 75
never slows down 1,401
never decelerates 47
leisurely paced 25
leisurely-paced 15
frantically paced 1
frantically-paced 1
slow paced 7
slow-paced 5
high octane 31
mayhem 89
Don't Spoil the Ending...
superb finish 7
great ending 9
fabulous climax 8
I Don't Think That's What Raymond Chandler Had in Mind...
middle boiled 2
medium boiled 2
noirish 3
nourish 24
hard boiled 54
hard-boiled 36
Harriet, the Atmospheric Scientist
stratosphere 28
stratospheric 97
The "All-Purpose" Word
Does it mean a couple? A short story in a collection? A single volume from a series? Or ALL THREE?
entry 1,949
entries 526
A Few More Hattie Specials
Note: By chance, some of the "years old" might be right. But not very many of them. Also, "character driven" and "fully developed" appeared in the last post without hyphens.
murdered corpse 78
years old 2,593
years old daughter 217
years old son 133
fully relish 77
character-driven 67
fully-developed 5
armchair 113
A Couple that Defy Categorization
lampoon 202
fjord 6
exhilarating 1,194
And, the Dirty Stuff You Were All Really Waiting For
scrotum 3
banana 28
cherry 29
banana sandwich 2
man meat 5
hardened sword 1
gonad 2
douche 7
suck 236
tup 8
tongue/tonguing 232
tingle 13
wet dream 23
anal 13
dick* 29
*Search was case sensitive to avoid reference to people and/or characters named "Dick."
More Readers and Fans
readers will appreciate 1,220
readers will enjoy 2,081
fans will appreciate 1,412
fans will enjoy 3,257
action-packed, readers will relish 6
hooks the audience 260
hooks the reader 87
Making Something Innocent Seem Creepy
Note to Harriet: the following two words do NOT mean the same thing.
entreating 75
endearing 126
More "Sub-Genres"
futuristic science fiction 52
cozy 628
cosy 25
chick lit 495
zombie 552
vampire 4,027
paranormal 2,131
shifter 471
ranch romance 72
wounded warrior 47
Harriet Does Abbreviations
BDSM 102
PTSD 132
Some More Words I Don't Think Harriet Really Knows the Meanings Of
segue 102
metaphysical 74
ironic 955
irony 135
cardiac arrest 36
When the Quote Generator Gets Stuck
Note: Often paraphrased.
"I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie." -- H. Rap Brown 6
"Never work with animals or children." -- W.C. Fields 8
Pace and Intensity Descriptors
Note: Some of these appeared in the last post with hyphens. But Hattie isn't that consistent with hyphens, so I searched again without.
fast paced 112
action packed 282
faster than the speed 75
never slows down 1,401
never decelerates 47
leisurely paced 25
leisurely-paced 15
frantically paced 1
frantically-paced 1
slow paced 7
slow-paced 5
high octane 31
mayhem 89
Don't Spoil the Ending...
superb finish 7
great ending 9
fabulous climax 8
I Don't Think That's What Raymond Chandler Had in Mind...
middle boiled 2
medium boiled 2
noirish 3
nourish 24
hard boiled 54
hard-boiled 36
Harriet, the Atmospheric Scientist
stratosphere 28
stratospheric 97
The "All-Purpose" Word
Does it mean a couple? A short story in a collection? A single volume from a series? Or ALL THREE?
entry 1,949
entries 526
A Few More Hattie Specials
Note: By chance, some of the "years old" might be right. But not very many of them. Also, "character driven" and "fully developed" appeared in the last post without hyphens.
murdered corpse 78
years old 2,593
years old daughter 217
years old son 133
fully relish 77
character-driven 67
fully-developed 5
armchair 113
A Couple that Defy Categorization
lampoon 202
fjord 6
exhilarating 1,194
And, the Dirty Stuff You Were All Really Waiting For
scrotum 3
banana 28
cherry 29
banana sandwich 2
man meat 5
hardened sword 1
gonad 2
douche 7
suck 236
tup 8
tongue/tonguing 232
tingle 13
wet dream 23
anal 13
dick* 29
*Search was case sensitive to avoid reference to people and/or characters named "Dick."
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