Monday, December 15, 2014

The Twelve Days of Christmas

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
A review we could all comment on.

On the second day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the third day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Ten quarts of relish,
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Eleven fractured ‘stills’,
Ten quarts of relish,
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Twelve check requests,
Eleven fractured ‘stills’,
Ten quarts of relish,
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

Friday, December 5, 2014

Fraud HattShit November 2014 Stats

These stats can also be found on her latest fake review


Date
Fake Reviews
Avg
YTD
Votes
Helpful
%
Not Helpful
%
Jan
2012
214
6.90
6.90
1128
545
48%
583
52%
Feb
2012
203
7.25
7.08
661
458
69%
203
31%
Mar
2012
219
7.06
7.07
818
572
70%
246
30%
Apr
2012
195
6.50
6.93
854
598
70%
256
30%
May
2012
214
6.90
6.92
828
553
67%
275
33%
Jun
2012
189
6.30
6.82
768
446
58%
322
42%
Jul
2012
215
6.94
6.84
725
420
58%
305
42%
Aug
2012
215
6.94
6.85
748
442
59%
306
41%
Sep
2012
198
6.60
6.82
657
429
65%
228
35%
Oct
2012
229
7.39
6.88
855
518
61%
337
39%
Nov
2012
117
3.90
6.61
304
191
63%
113
37%
Dec
2012
72
2.32
6.25
366
179
49%
187
51%
Jan
2013
101
3.26
3.26
338
207
61%
131
39%
Feb
2013
91
3.25
3.25
245
179
73%
66
27%
Mar
2013
87
2.81
3.10
261
183
70%
78
30%
Apr
2013
99
3.30
3.15
203
152
75%
51
25%
May
2013
120
3.87
3.30
231
149
65%
82
35%
Jun
2013
106
3.53
3.34
144
83
58%
61
42%
Jul
2013
93
3.00
3.29
198
119
60%
79
40%
Aug
2013
93
3.00
3.25
232
148
64%
84
36%
Sep
2013
92
3.07
3.23
190
143
75%
47
25%
Oct
2013
117
3.77
3.29
205
152
74%
53
26%
Nov
2013
84
2.80
3.24
93
53
57%
40
43%
Dec
2013
62
2.00
3.14
94
56
60%
38
40%
Jan
2014
71
2.29
2.29
125
94
75%
31
25%
Feb
2014
89
2.87
2.58
160
125
78%
35
22%
Mar
2014
105
3.39
2.85
213
163
77%
50
23%
Apr
2014
71
2.29
2.71
152
110
72%
42
28%
May
2014
82
2.65
2.70
172
119
69%
53
31%
Jun
2014
89
2.87
2.73
156
122
78%
34
22%
Jul
2014
69
2.23
2.65
145
106
73%
39
27%
Aug
2014
82
2.65
2.65
140
104
74%
36
26%
Sep
2014
79
2.55
2.64
78
53
68%
25
32%
Oct
2014
89
2.87
2.66
72
48
67%
24
33%
Nov
2014
59
1.90
2.60
73
49
67%
24
33%











Date
Relish
Fans
Rank
AVP's
Vine's
VPR
HVPR
NHVPR
Jan
2012
25
2555
873
3
2
5.27
2.55
2.72
Feb
2012
16
2555
1053
11
1
3.26
2.26
1.00
Mar
2012
17
2555
1069
3
0
3.74
2.61
1.12
Apr
2012
15
2555
1077
9
0
4.38
3.07
1.31
May
2012
17
2555
1075
4
0
3.87
2.58
1.29
Jun
2012
20
2555
1069
7
1
4.06
2.36
1.70
Jul
2012
22
2555
1106
7
6
3.37
1.95
1.42
Aug
2012
12
2555
1200
4
2
3.48
2.06
1.42
Sep
2012
9
2592
1266
9
1
3.32
2.17
1.15
Oct
2012
23
2606
1375
6
2
3.73
2.26
1.47
Nov
2012
12
2617
1463
4
0
2.60
1.63
0.97
Dec
2012
3
2633
1666
5
1
5.08
2.49
2.60
Jan
2013
9
2651
1735
3
1
3.35
2.05
1.30
Feb
2013
7
2666
1779
2
2
2.69
1.97
0.73
Mar
2013
9
2681
1805
6
2
3.00
2.10
0.90
Apr
2013
16
2688
1851
3
4
2.05
1.54
0.52
May
2013
18
2695
1929
3
3
1.93
1.24
0.68
Jun
2013
13
2703
1962
3
5
1.36
0.78
0.58
Jul
2013
18
2712
1989
0
3
2.13
1.28
0.85
Aug
2013
15
2716
2069
2
2
2.49
1.59
0.90
Sep
2013
11
2725
1991
1
0
2.07
1.55
0.51
Oct
2013
13
2738
1966
0
1
1.75
1.30
0.45
Nov
2013
9
2747
2012
0
2
1.11
0.63
0.48
Dec
2013
4
2759
2057
0
1
1.52
0.90
0.61
Jan
2014
7
2766
2048
0
3
1.76
1.32
0.44
Feb
2014
4
2775
2046
0
1
1.80
1.40
0.39
Mar
2014
8
2788
2069
0
4
2.03
1.55
0.48
Apr
2014
7
2792
2054
0
2
2.14
1.55
0.59
May
2014
4
2795
2130
1
2
2.10
1.45
0.65
Jun
2014
9
2817
2082
1
2
1.75
1.37
0.38
Jul
2014
5
2826
2110
0
4
2.10
1.54
0.57
Aug
2014
8
2834
2085
1
3
1.71
1.27
0.44
Sep
2014
3
2839
2135
0
1
0.99
0.67
0.32
Oct
2014
4
2847
2121
0
0
0.81
0.54
0.27
Nov
2014
6
2853
2147
0
0
1.24
0.83
0.41