And another one gone, and another one gone.... What did MJN76 say that Amazon bumped him off?
Friday, March 2, 2012
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Fairly slow month for Fraud Hattie
Another month gone by and Fraud Hattie did not disappoint with 203 fake reviews of books that she did not read.
203 fraudulent reviews in Feb 2012, that comes to 7.25 per day for the month, 7.08 per day YTD and 5.92 overall with a total of 26543 "reviews"
And, she also dropped her top 1000 badge by falling in rank 180 places to 1053. A good time was had by all at the celebration!
203 fraudulent reviews in Feb 2012, that comes to 7.25 per day for the month, 7.08 per day YTD and 5.92 overall with a total of 26543 "reviews"
And, she also dropped her top 1000 badge by falling in rank 180 places to 1053. A good time was had by all at the celebration!
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Klausner Performs Author Reassignment Surgery on 1984
This is hot off the press (click on image for full size):
Yeah, you go, girl! Appreciators and rabid fans of Harriet Klausner will relish this fast-paced change in literary annals. Many of us have always felt that Orwell has been grossly overhyped as the author of 1984 and that Huxley would make a far more fitting author of this book. Now Harriet made this official! This is over the top of the Empire State Building, Eiffel Tower, and Mount Kilimanjaro combined. Hallelujah!
Remember you read it here first!
Yeah, you go, girl! Appreciators and rabid fans of Harriet Klausner will relish this fast-paced change in literary annals. Many of us have always felt that Orwell has been grossly overhyped as the author of 1984 and that Huxley would make a far more fitting author of this book. Now Harriet made this official! This is over the top of the Empire State Building, Eiffel Tower, and Mount Kilimanjaro combined. Hallelujah!
Remember you read it here first!
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Fraud Hattie from long ago
http://www.amazon.com/review/R1UNJZ1NUZUKU2
A review from Fraud HK under the name "A Customer"
As you can see by the title "A goo read by ine of the genre's founders" she paid as much attention to detail way back then as she does now.
A review from Fraud HK under the name "A Customer"
As you can see by the title "A goo read by ine of the genre's founders" she paid as much attention to detail way back then as she does now.
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Top Reviewer No More: Klausner Falls to No. 1,011
Tada! Harriet Klausner is now officially No. 1,011. Having fallen out of the top thousand she is no longer a top reviewer of any sort. Sic transit gloria fraudi.
Buh bye, Quackusner, off to the Rubbish Heap of History™ you go.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Mass Effect: Looks like Hattie found the wrong book to review
So far, 0 of 41 3 of 101 3 of 125 3 or 150 3 of 180 3 of 196 3 of 241 found it helpful (here's the link to it). I wanted to preserve it here before she deletes it on Amz. Malleus, maybe sometime you could show me how to put the links in like the others you post?? or, modify this one?? Thanks!! [Done! Always glad to help. Great job as always, buck210!]
0 of 41 people found the following review helpful:
exciting military-political science fiction, January 31, 2012
By Harriet KlausnerThis review is from: Mass Effect: Deception (Mass Market Paperback)
The Reapers starships have entered the galaxy where earthlings have joined other alien sentient races mostly in harmony (see Drew Karpyshyn entries - Retribution; Ascension; and Revelation). As they have done for every fifty millennia these bellicose outsiders have come with one purpose in mind; "harvesting" the organic.
Earthlings and their allies have tried several ploys with some success at the immense collateral cost to the innocent in order to prevent extinction. Former Navy admiral David Anderson and his partner ex Council Director Kahlee Sanders have proof the Reaper threat is genuine, but the Council members refuse to accept extinction is a viable event. While the leaders remain in denial, The Illusive Man, head of top secret military unit Cerberus, learns the pair knows too much about his operation. They must die. However, the beleaguered couple meets Gillian Grayson, who suffered hideous experiments that have left her with incredible power. When she learns the Illusive Man killed her father Paul, she obsesses with a bone marrow deep need to execute him.
As with Mr. Karpyshyn's entries, this exciting military-political science fiction tale, based on the Mass Effect game, contains strong timely moral questions. The action-packed storyline asks the audience to ponder when does personal need supersede the greater societal good and whether there are scenarios in which not executing a cold killer who deserves to die is needed to save trillions of lives. Filled with action, fans will relish William Dietz's first Mass Effect galaxy thriller.
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Initial post: Jan 31, 2012 2:43:53 AM PST
StraightShooter says:
So are you paid for reviews or just know nothing about Mass Effect?
PS. Deleting comments shows your true colors.
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Posted on Jan 31, 2012 2:48:34 AM PST
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Icinix says:
Fans are not relishing Dietz first Mass Effect Novel.
They are uniting and hoping and petitioning BioWare that Dietz is not even allowed near a country that might have something to do with Mass Effect.
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Posted on Jan 31, 2012 2:52:04 AM PST
A. Jay says:
This book is little more than an slap to the face of the Mass Effect franchise and its fans. There are obviously strings being pulled above this reviewer.
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Posted on Jan 31, 2012 2:53:51 AM PST
Maugrim says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_Klausner
A big old fake.
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Posted on Jan 31, 2012 2:57:36 AM PST
J. K. Wiltshire says:
Are you high or something?
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Posted on Jan 31, 2012 3:21:32 AM PST
Chris says:
Did you forget to add the disclaimer where you profess to both a complete ignorance of all things Mass Effect and not having read the book at all?
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Posted on Jan 31, 2012 3:53:12 AM PST
GS says:
you obviously did not read this book! you should feel ashamed.
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Posted on Jan 31, 2012 6:20:37 AM PST
M. Rice says:
It is almost painfully obvious you didn't read this. If anyone was looking for proof of your legitimacy, here it is.
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0 of 41 people found the following review helpful:
exciting military-political science fiction, January 31, 2012
By Harriet KlausnerThis review is from: Mass Effect: Deception (Mass Market Paperback)
The Reapers starships have entered the galaxy where earthlings have joined other alien sentient races mostly in harmony (see Drew Karpyshyn entries - Retribution; Ascension; and Revelation). As they have done for every fifty millennia these bellicose outsiders have come with one purpose in mind; "harvesting" the organic.
Earthlings and their allies have tried several ploys with some success at the immense collateral cost to the innocent in order to prevent extinction. Former Navy admiral David Anderson and his partner ex Council Director Kahlee Sanders have proof the Reaper threat is genuine, but the Council members refuse to accept extinction is a viable event. While the leaders remain in denial, The Illusive Man, head of top secret military unit Cerberus, learns the pair knows too much about his operation. They must die. However, the beleaguered couple meets Gillian Grayson, who suffered hideous experiments that have left her with incredible power. When she learns the Illusive Man killed her father Paul, she obsesses with a bone marrow deep need to execute him.
As with Mr. Karpyshyn's entries, this exciting military-political science fiction tale, based on the Mass Effect game, contains strong timely moral questions. The action-packed storyline asks the audience to ponder when does personal need supersede the greater societal good and whether there are scenarios in which not executing a cold killer who deserves to die is needed to save trillions of lives. Filled with action, fans will relish William Dietz's first Mass Effect galaxy thriller.
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So are you paid for reviews or just know nothing about Mass Effect?
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Icinix says:
Fans are not relishing Dietz first Mass Effect Novel.
They are uniting and hoping and petitioning BioWare that Dietz is not even allowed near a country that might have something to do with Mass Effect.
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Posted on Jan 31, 2012 2:52:04 AM PST
A. Jay says:
This book is little more than an slap to the face of the Mass Effect franchise and its fans. There are obviously strings being pulled above this reviewer.
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Posted on Jan 31, 2012 2:53:51 AM PST
Maugrim says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_Klausner
A big old fake.
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J. K. Wiltshire says:
Are you high or something?
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Did you forget to add the disclaimer where you profess to both a complete ignorance of all things Mass Effect and not having read the book at all?
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you obviously did not read this book! you should feel ashamed.
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Posted on Jan 31, 2012 6:20:37 AM PST
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It is almost painfully obvious you didn't read this. If anyone was looking for proof of your legitimacy, here it is.
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Sunday, January 29, 2012
Klausner's Good Works are Physically Impossible! Correct.
Denise Karen says:
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They need to change their policy! If everyone called up and complained, Amazon would be forced to make changes. It is physically impossible for one person to read over 26,000 books in 11 years. I actually took the exact number the other day and divided by 4015 (11 years x 365 days); and she would have to have read approximate 6.5 books a day, EVERY DAY, for the past 11 years! No one can do that!! I don't care how fast a speed reader you are, this is impossible.Denise is exactly right (except if everyone called, Amazon would banish them from their site and go on as before... how do I know? They've done it a million times already). Amazon likes fake reviews because they sell books, regardless of the books' quality. Amazon doesn't care about quality of what they sell to you, they only care to get a cut of what you paid for it. If they manipulated you into buying crap, it's all the same for them. Truth in advertizing it is not. Beware.
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