Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Some HattSpew Classics

This can also be found on her latest fake review


Ok, ya got me going again, here are some Fraud HattSpew Classics, all of these came from the 33 fake reviews that she's posted so far this month.


Let's start off with some readers:
"readers will appreciate"
"provides readers with the immediate aftermath"
"readers will enjoy the caring"
"readers will enjoy the drug"
"readers will anticipate the stratospheric testosterone confrontation"
"Readers will like the Depression"
"Readers will appreciate their energetic romp"
"entertains the readers as the desperate"
"drama as readers will accept the existence"
"grips readers"


And then on to some "Yet Fans" Just what the heck are "Yet Fans" anyway, Hattie?:
"Yet series fans will enjoy these"
"subgenre fans will enjoy this contemporary"
"series fans will relish this bon app├ętit" (mmmmm relish!)


Now we go on to the motionless:
"Still he wants to help"
"Still her escapades" (stop those escapades immediately!)
"Still this is an intriguing epic"
"still frightened on the run fighting machine"


Throw in a "years old"
"accompanied by his fourteen years old son Trevor"


Can't forget about the "fast-paced":
"a fabulous fast-paced mystery"

And, "action-packed":
"is a fabulous action-packed star-crossed urban fantasy"
"her action-packed best"
"inside an action-packed plot"

Wow, this one is just ...:
"is an action-packed over the top of the Empire State Building big cat and big cat thriller"

Can't leave out the "armchair":
"historical that armchair adventurers will want to join"


Throw in a couple more "over the top"'s:
"seems nearly over the top of K2" (did they crash into it?)
"is over the top of the Eifel Tower"
"pleasing over the top of Big Ben Perils"


Last but not least, lewd crude Hattie:
"Adam feels he knows her especially his lower head"


Again, all of this comes to you from the 33 fake reviews posted this month from Fraud HattSplat.

Friday, October 10, 2014

Fraud Hattie Stats for Sept 2014

A little late with these... These can also be found on her latest fake review.

Date Fake Reviews Avg YTD Votes Helpful % Not Helpful %
Jan 2012 214 6.90 6.90 1128 545 48% 583 52%
Feb 2012 203 7.25 7.08 661 458 69% 203 31%
Mar 2012 219 7.06 7.07 818 572 70% 246 30%
Apr 2012 195 6.50 6.93 854 598 70% 256 30%
May 2012 214 6.90 6.92 828 553 67% 275 33%
Jun 2012 189 6.30 6.82 768 446 58% 322 42%
Jul 2012 215 6.94 6.84 725 420 58% 305 42%
Aug 2012 215 6.94 6.85 748 442 59% 306 41%
Sep 2012 198 6.60 6.82 657 429 65% 228 35%
Oct 2012 229 7.39 6.88 855 518 61% 337 39%
Nov 2012 117 3.90 6.61 304 191 63% 113 37%
Dec 2012 72 2.32 6.25 366 179 49% 187 51%
Jan 2013 101 3.26 3.26 338 207 61% 131 39%
Feb 2013 91 3.25 3.25 245 179 73% 66 27%
Mar 2013 87 2.81 3.10 261 183 70% 78 30%
Apr 2013 99 3.30 3.15 203 152 75% 51 25%
May 2013 120 3.87 3.30 231 149 65% 82 35%
Jun 2013 106 3.53 3.34 144 83 58% 61 42%
Jul 2013 93 3.00 3.29 198 119 60% 79 40%
Aug 2013 93 3.00 3.25 232 148 64% 84 36%
Sep 2013 92 3.07 3.23 190 143 75% 47 25%
Oct 2013 117 3.77 3.29 205 152 74% 53 26%
Nov 2013 84 2.80 3.24 93 53 57% 40 43%
Dec 2013 62 2.00 3.14 94 56 60% 38 40%
Jan 2014 71 2.29 2.29 125 94 75% 31 25%
Feb 2014 89 2.87 2.58 160 125 78% 35 22%
Mar 2014 105 3.39 2.85 213 163 77% 50 23%
Apr 2014 71 2.29 2.71 152 110 72% 42 28%
May 2014 82 2.65 2.70 172 119 69% 53 31%
Jun 2014 89 2.87 2.73 156 122 78% 34 22%
Jul 2014 69 2.23 2.65 145 106 73% 39 27%
Aug 2014 82 2.65 2.65 140 104 74% 36 26%
Sep 2014 79 2.55 2.64 77 52 68% 25 32%
Date Relish Fans Rank AVP's Vine's VPR HVPR NHVPR
Jan 2012 25 2555 873 3 2 5.27 2.55 2.72
Feb 2012 16 2555 1053 11 1 3.26 2.26 1.00
Mar 2012 17 2555 1069 3 0 3.74 2.61 1.12
Apr 2012 15 2555 1077 9 0 4.38 3.07 1.31
May 2012 17 2555 1075 4 0 3.87 2.58 1.29
Jun 2012 20 2555 1069 7 1 4.06 2.36 1.70
Jul 2012 22 2555 1106 7 6 3.37 1.95 1.42
Aug 2012 12 2555 1200 4 2 3.48 2.06 1.42
Sep 2012 9 2592 1266 9 1 3.32 2.17 1.15
Oct 2012 23 2606 1375 6 2 3.73 2.26 1.47
Nov 2012 12 2617 1463 4 0 2.60 1.63 0.97
Dec 2012 3 2633 1666 5 1 5.08 2.49 2.60
Jan 2013 9 2651 1735 3 1 3.35 2.05 1.30
Feb 2013 7 2666 1779 2 2 2.69 1.97 0.73
Mar 2013 9 2681 1805 6 2 3.00 2.10 0.90
Apr 2013 16 2688 1851 3 4 2.05 1.54 0.52
May 2013 18 2695 1929 3 3 1.93 1.24 0.68
Jun 2013 13 2703 1962 3 5 1.36 0.78 0.58
Jul 2013 18 2712 1989 0 3 2.13 1.28 0.85
Aug 2013 15 2716 2069 2 2 2.49 1.59 0.90
Sep 2013 11 2725 1991 1 0 2.07 1.55 0.51
Oct 2013 13 2738 1966 0 1 1.75 1.30 0.45
Nov 2013 9 2747 2012 0 2 1.11 0.63 0.48
Dec 2013 4 2759 2057 0 1 1.52 0.90 0.61
Jan 2014 7 2766 2048 0 3 1.76 1.32 0.44
Feb 2014 4 2775 2046 0 1 1.80 1.40 0.39
Mar 2014 8 2788 2069 0 4 2.03 1.55 0.48
Apr 2014 7 2792 2054 0 2 2.14 1.55 0.59
May 2014 4 2795 2130 1 2 2.10 1.45 0.65
Jun 2014 9 2817 2082 1 2 1.75 1.37 0.38
Jul 2014 5 2826 2110 0 4 2.10 1.54 0.57
Aug 2014 8 2834 2085 1 3 1.71 1.27 0.44
Sep 2014 3 2839 2135 0 1 0.97 0.66 0.32