Can't Even Trust Search Results Any Longer

Karma Police spotted this in the Top Reviewers Forum over at Ammy the other day:

While we're glad "Robart" has been universally condemned by forum voters (he was 0 for 17 last we checked), we wonder how many dozens (or hundreds) of "Robarts" are out there, offering to do the same thing -- and not just for product rank in search results, but for reviewer rank?

Thank goodness Harriet's supply of books with resale value has dried up, else she'd use her ill-gotten proceeds to become number 1 again in no time!

The Twelve Days of Christmas

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
A review we could all comment on.

On the second day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the third day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Ten quarts of relish,
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Eleven fractured ‘stills’,
Ten quarts of relish,
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Twelve check requests,
Eleven fractured ‘stills’,
Ten quarts of relish,
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

Fraud HattShit November 2014 Stats

These stats can also be found on her latest fake review

	Date	Fake Reviews	Avg	YTD	Votes	Helpful	%	Not Helpful	%
Jan	2012	214	6.90	6.90	1128	545	48%	583	52%
Feb	2012	203	7.25	7.08	661	458	69%	203	31%
Mar	2012	219	7.06	7.07	818	572	70%	246	30%
Apr	2012	195	6.50	6.93	854	598	70%	256	30%
May	2012	214	6.90	6.92	828	553	67%	275	33%
Jun	2012	189	6.30	6.82	768	446	58%	322	42%
Jul	2012	215	6.94	6.84	725	420	58%	305	42%
Aug	2012	215	6.94	6.85	748	442	59%	306	41%
Sep	2012	198	6.60	6.82	657	429	65%	228	35%
Oct	2012	229	7.39	6.88	855	518	61%	337	39%
Nov	2012	117	3.90	6.61	304	191	63%	113	37%
Dec	2012	72	2.32	6.25	366	179	49%	187	51%
Jan	2013	101	3.26	3.26	338	207	61%	131	39%
Feb	2013	91	3.25	3.25	245	179	73%	66	27%
Mar	2013	87	2.81	3.10	261	183	70%	78	30%
Apr	2013	99	3.30	3.15	203	152	75%	51	25%
May	2013	120	3.87	3.30	231	149	65%	82	35%
Jun	2013	106	3.53	3.34	144	83	58%	61	42%
Jul	2013	93	3.00	3.29	198	119	60%	79	40%
Aug	2013	93	3.00	3.25	232	148	64%	84	36%
Sep	2013	92	3.07	3.23	190	143	75%	47	25%
Oct	2013	117	3.77	3.29	205	152	74%	53	26%
Nov	2013	84	2.80	3.24	93	53	57%	40	43%
Dec	2013	62	2.00	3.14	94	56	60%	38	40%
Jan	2014	71	2.29	2.29	125	94	75%	31	25%
Feb	2014	89	2.87	2.58	160	125	78%	35	22%
Mar	2014	105	3.39	2.85	213	163	77%	50	23%
Apr	2014	71	2.29	2.71	152	110	72%	42	28%
May	2014	82	2.65	2.70	172	119	69%	53	31%
Jun	2014	89	2.87	2.73	156	122	78%	34	22%
Jul	2014	69	2.23	2.65	145	106	73%	39	27%
Aug	2014	82	2.65	2.65	140	104	74%	36	26%
Sep	2014	79	2.55	2.64	78	53	68%	25	32%
Oct	2014	89	2.87	2.66	72	48	67%	24	33%
Nov	2014	59	1.90	2.60	73	49	67%	24	33%
	Date	Relish	Fans	Rank	AVP's	Vine's	VPR	HVPR	NHVPR
Jan	2012	25	2555	873	3	2	5.27	2.55	2.72
Feb	2012	16	2555	1053	11	1	3.26	2.26	1.00
Mar	2012	17	2555	1069	3	0	3.74	2.61	1.12
Apr	2012	15	2555	1077	9	0	4.38	3.07	1.31
May	2012	17	2555	1075	4	0	3.87	2.58	1.29
Jun	2012	20	2555	1069	7	1	4.06	2.36	1.70
Jul	2012	22	2555	1106	7	6	3.37	1.95	1.42
Aug	2012	12	2555	1200	4	2	3.48	2.06	1.42
Sep	2012	9	2592	1266	9	1	3.32	2.17	1.15
Oct	2012	23	2606	1375	6	2	3.73	2.26	1.47
Nov	2012	12	2617	1463	4	0	2.60	1.63	0.97
Dec	2012	3	2633	1666	5	1	5.08	2.49	2.60
Jan	2013	9	2651	1735	3	1	3.35	2.05	1.30
Feb	2013	7	2666	1779	2	2	2.69	1.97	0.73
Mar	2013	9	2681	1805	6	2	3.00	2.10	0.90
Apr	2013	16	2688	1851	3	4	2.05	1.54	0.52
May	2013	18	2695	1929	3	3	1.93	1.24	0.68
Jun	2013	13	2703	1962	3	5	1.36	0.78	0.58
Jul	2013	18	2712	1989	0	3	2.13	1.28	0.85
Aug	2013	15	2716	2069	2	2	2.49	1.59	0.90
Sep	2013	11	2725	1991	1	0	2.07	1.55	0.51
Oct	2013	13	2738	1966	0	1	1.75	1.30	0.45
Nov	2013	9	2747	2012	0	2	1.11	0.63	0.48
Dec	2013	4	2759	2057	0	1	1.52	0.90	0.61
Jan	2014	7	2766	2048	0	3	1.76	1.32	0.44
Feb	2014	4	2775	2046	0	1	1.80	1.40	0.39
Mar	2014	8	2788	2069	0	4	2.03	1.55	0.48
Apr	2014	7	2792	2054	0	2	2.14	1.55	0.59
May	2014	4	2795	2130	1	2	2.10	1.45	0.65
Jun	2014	9	2817	2082	1	2	1.75	1.37	0.38
Jul	2014	5	2826	2110	0	4	2.10	1.54	0.57
Aug	2014	8	2834	2085	1	3	1.71	1.27	0.44
Sep	2014	3	2839	2135	0	1	0.99	0.67	0.32
Oct	2014	4	2847	2121	0	0	0.81	0.54	0.27
Nov	2014	6	2853	2147	0	0	1.24	0.83	0.41