Here it is. Same old, same old (action-packed, never slowing down, still readers, blah, blah, blah). Although she does use the word "wussy," which is NEW.*
*Ammy review search was not working on Firefox for Mac this morning. If you get no results when you click the starred link, try another browser. Safari worked for me.
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Countdown to 30,000: It's Almost Here
Run for your lives! Ammy's servers are about to implode! Only two fake reviews to go!
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Countdown to 30,000 -- It's Getting Close
And I seem to be suffering from a lack of creativity. Seems the big (regrettable) day will be Thursday.
Monday, June 9, 2014
Countdown to 30,000 -- TWICE in One Day!
Midday Vine alert! (Still too lazy to Photoshop. And too lazy to come up with a new idea.)
Sunday, June 8, 2014
Saturday, June 7, 2014
Friday, June 6, 2014
Countdown to 30,000, Part 4
Workin' on my Photoshop and MS Paint skills! 22 "reviews" to go, Harriet!
Thursday, June 5, 2014
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Countdown to 30,000
That's right, Our Lady of Faux Reviews has posted 29,971 illiterate, craptastic, three-paragraph plot summaries on Amazon.
Only 29 "reviews" to go before Hattie reaches a regrettable milestone! We're less than two weeks away (for shame)!
Monday, June 2, 2014
May 2014 Fraud HattShit Stats
These can also be found on her latest fake review
Had to change the link to her latest fake review as Ammy decided to delete all the comments on that fake review. So, I re-posted these stats on her latest fake review. Will Ammy let this one stand?
Had to change the link to her latest fake review as Ammy decided to delete all the comments on that fake review. So, I re-posted these stats on her latest fake review. Will Ammy let this one stand?
Date
|
Fake Reviews
|
Avg
|
YTD
|
Votes
|
Helpful
|
%
|
Not Helpful
|
%
| |
Jan
|
2012
|
214
|
6.90
|
6.90
|
1128
|
545
|
48%
|
583
|
52%
|
Feb
|
2012
|
203
|
7.25
|
7.08
|
661
|
458
|
69%
|
203
|
31%
|
Mar
|
2012
|
219
|
7.06
|
7.07
|
818
|
572
|
70%
|
246
|
30%
|
Apr
|
2012
|
195
|
6.50
|
6.93
|
854
|
598
|
70%
|
256
|
30%
|
May
|
2012
|
214
|
6.90
|
6.92
|
828
|
553
|
67%
|
275
|
33%
|
Jun
|
2012
|
189
|
6.30
|
6.82
|
768
|
446
|
58%
|
322
|
42%
|
Jul
|
2012
|
215
|
6.94
|
6.84
|
725
|
420
|
58%
|
305
|
42%
|
Aug
|
2012
|
215
|
6.94
|
6.85
|
748
|
442
|
59%
|
306
|
41%
|
Sep
|
2012
|
198
|
6.60
|
6.82
|
657
|
429
|
65%
|
228
|
35%
|
Oct
|
2012
|
229
|
7.39
|
6.88
|
855
|
518
|
61%
|
337
|
39%
|
Nov
|
2012
|
117
|
3.90
|
6.61
|
304
|
191
|
63%
|
113
|
37%
|
Dec
|
2012
|
72
|
2.32
|
6.25
|
366
|
179
|
49%
|
187
|
51%
|
Jan
|
2013
|
101
|
3.26
|
3.26
|
338
|
207
|
61%
|
131
|
39%
|
Feb
|
2013
|
91
|
3.25
|
3.25
|
245
|
179
|
73%
|
66
|
27%
|
Mar
|
2013
|
87
|
2.81
|
3.10
|
261
|
183
|
70%
|
78
|
30%
|
Apr
|
2013
|
99
|
3.30
|
3.15
|
203
|
152
|
75%
|
51
|
25%
|
May
|
2013
|
120
|
3.87
|
3.30
|
231
|
149
|
65%
|
82
|
35%
|
Jun
|
2013
|
106
|
3.53
|
3.34
|
144
|
83
|
58%
|
61
|
42%
|
Jul
|
2013
|
93
|
3.00
|
3.29
|
198
|
119
|
60%
|
79
|
40%
|
Aug
|
2013
|
93
|
3.00
|
3.25
|
232
|
148
|
64%
|
84
|
36%
|
Sep
|
2013
|
92
|
3.07
|
3.23
|
190
|
143
|
75%
|
47
|
25%
|
Oct
|
2013
|
117
|
3.77
|
3.29
|
205
|
152
|
74%
|
53
|
26%
|
Nov
|
2013
|
84
|
2.80
|
3.24
|
93
|
53
|
57%
|
40
|
43%
|
Dec
|
2013
|
62
|
2.00
|
3.14
|
94
|
56
|
60%
|
38
|
40%
|
Jan
|
2014
|
71
|
2.29
|
2.29
|
125
|
94
|
75%
|
31
|
25%
|
Feb
|
2014
|
89
|
2.87
|
2.58
|
160
|
125
|
78%
|
35
|
22%
|
Mar
|
2014
|
105
|
3.39
|
2.85
|
210
|
160
|
76%
|
50
|
24%
|
Apr
|
2014
|
71
|
2.29
|
2.71
|
146
|
106
|
73%
|
40
|
27%
|
May
|
2014
|
82
|
2.65
|
2.70
|
150
|
110
|
73%
|
40
|
27%
|
Date
|
Relish
|
Fans
|
Rank
|
AVP's
|
Vine's
|
VPR
|
HVPR
|
NHVPR
| |
Jan
|
2012
|
25
|
2555
|
873
|
3
|
2
|
5.27
|
2.55
|
2.72
|
Feb
|
2012
|
16
|
2555
|
1053
|
11
|
1
|
3.26
|
2.26
|
1.00
|
Mar
|
2012
|
17
|
2555
|
1069
|
3
|
0
|
3.74
|
2.61
|
1.12
|
Apr
|
2012
|
15
|
2555
|
1077
|
9
|
0
|
4.38
|
3.07
|
1.31
|
May
|
2012
|
17
|
2555
|
1075
|
4
|
0
|
3.87
|
2.58
|
1.29
|
Jun
|
2012
|
20
|
2555
|
1069
|
7
|
1
|
4.06
|
2.36
|
1.70
|
Jul
|
2012
|
22
|
2555
|
1106
|
7
|
6
|
3.37
|
1.95
|
1.42
|
Aug
|
2012
|
12
|
2555
|
1200
|
4
|
2
|
3.48
|
2.06
|
1.42
|
Sep
|
2012
|
9
|
2592
|
1266
|
9
|
1
|
3.32
|
2.17
|
1.15
|
Oct
|
2012
|
23
|
2606
|
1375
|
6
|
2
|
3.73
|
2.26
|
1.47
|
Nov
|
2012
|
12
|
2617
|
1463
|
4
|
0
|
2.60
|
1.63
|
0.97
|
Dec
|
2012
|
3
|
2633
|
1666
|
5
|
1
|
5.08
|
2.49
|
2.60
|
Jan
|
2013
|
9
|
2651
|
1735
|
3
|
1
|
3.35
|
2.05
|
1.30
|
Feb
|
2013
|
7
|
2666
|
1779
|
2
|
2
|
2.69
|
1.97
|
0.73
|
Mar
|
2013
|
9
|
2681
|
1805
|
6
|
2
|
3.00
|
2.10
|
0.90
|
Apr
|
2013
|
16
|
2688
|
1851
|
3
|
4
|
2.05
|
1.54
|
0.52
|
May
|
2013
|
18
|
2695
|
1929
|
3
|
3
|
1.93
|
1.24
|
0.68
|
Jun
|
2013
|
13
|
2703
|
1962
|
3
|
5
|
1.36
|
0.78
|
0.58
|
Jul
|
2013
|
18
|
2712
|
1989
|
0
|
3
|
2.13
|
1.28
|
0.85
|
Aug
|
2013
|
15
|
2716
|
2069
|
2
|
2
|
2.49
|
1.59
|
0.90
|
Sep
|
2013
|
11
|
2725
|
1991
|
1
|
0
|
2.07
|
1.55
|
0.51
|
Oct
|
2013
|
13
|
2738
|
1966
|
0
|
1
|
1.75
|
1.30
|
0.45
|
Nov
|
2013
|
9
|
2747
|
2012
|
0
|
2
|
1.11
|
0.63
|
0.48
|
Dec
|
2013
|
4
|
2759
|
2057
|
0
|
1
|
1.52
|
0.90
|
0.61
|
Jan
|
2014
|
7
|
2766
|
2048
|
0
|
3
|
1.76
|
1.32
|
0.44
|
Feb
|
2014
|
4
|
2775
|
2046
|
0
|
1
|
1.80
|
1.40
|
0.39
|
Mar
|
2014
|
8
|
2788
|
2069
|
0
|
4
|
2.00
|
1.52
|
0.48
|
Apr
|
2014
|
7
|
2792
|
2054
|
0
|
2
|
2.06
|
1.49
|
0.56
|
May
|
2014
|
4
|
2795
|
2130
|
1
|
2
|
1.83
|
1.34
|
0.49
|
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