Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Paging Dr. Oceanfront

Karma Police noticed that Ammy got a new top 10 reviewer the other day.  Congratulations, Dr. Oceanfront.  There's nothing suspicious about your rise through the ranks at all!  Oh no!  Why, just look at the other top 10 reviewers.  Most of them have been at it for years.  But you!  You caught the REVIEWING BUG in late 2013.  And you're ALREADY in the top 10!  With fewer than 10,000 votes (like your good friend Mandy Payne*).

In March of 2014, you were practically CHANNELING HARRIET KLAUSNER! (Click on the graph to enlarge it.)

Some BUSY, BUSY days:

  • November 17, 2013 53 reviews!
  • February 22, 2014, and March 10, 2014 24 reviews each!
  • December 1, 2013 22 reviews!
  • January 8, 2014, January 12, 2014, and March 11, 2014 21 reviews each!
  • March 16, 2014 20 reviews!

And then there are the VOTES!

You had  1963 reviews posted as of September 8, 2014.  Of those:

  • Only eleven had zero votes!
  • 1083 had "1 of 1" pozzie!  Freaking amazing!
  • Only 220 total negative votes!  Astounding!

How on earth do you do it?**

Oh, that's right.  You have help!  (Click to enlarge.)

Don't think there are supposed to be TWO PEOPLE writing reviews from the SAME ACCOUNT.  Guess that's why you deleted your comment, hmmm?  You can't HIDE THE EVIDENCE from Karma Police.  We are firm believers in screen shots, yes we are!

Comment was originally here:


Duplicate review was washed once (and probably will be again, that "2 of 8" it's currently showing might otherwise be a speed bump on your ROAD TO THE TOP!).


Product links; look for "Dr. Oceanfront" among the reviews in case of future review "laundry."

NeuTab I7
Tagital T9

P.S. How HELPFUL is it for customers to write practically the SAME "review" for TWO DIFFERENT ITEMS?

P.P.S. Do the two of you have two separate Amazon accounts?  And if so, did you, perchance, get the BRIGHT IDEA to vote for "Dr. Oceanfront" with the other account?  You can sure rack up a lot of "1 of 1" pozzies that way!  Why, you should get together with the supplement shills.  You'd be UNSTOPPABLE!

P.P.S. With all that effort you're expending, you might consider going out and getting a JOB.  Then you could get paid in ACTUAL MONEY instead of free chargers, tablet cases, and various and sundry cheap Chinese imports.

P.P.P.S. Mac version of ARAT (xARAT) is particularly useful for Dr. Oceanfront, who figured out how to thwart the regular version of ARAT.  But we're a STEP AHEAD!

*Mandy's hijinks will be the subject of future posts in this series.  We've had our eyes (and our copy of ARAT) on her, too!

**Rhetorical question.  Ain't nobody legitimate posting that many reviews per day (every day).

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