How to Get into the Top 500 on Amazon

Want to know how to get into the top 500?  Maybe even sneak up on the top 100?

Write the same review.  Over and over again.  And post it on EVERY product in a category.  Even if it is incredibly generic doesn't have ANYTHING to do with the specific model of product being reviewed.

Oh yeah, and don't forget those 5 shiny yellow stars!

(No, seriously, what if one of these Chromebooks sucks and some of the others are amazing?  How would anyone ever know?  Not all Chromebooks are created equal!)

January 14 Edit: Amazon removed all these reviews overnight (links won't work; don't click them).  But there's still a lot of repetitive crap on this guy's profile.

Product Name: Apple iPad mini 3 MH382LL/A (64GB, Wi-Fi + Cellular, Silver) NEWEST VERSION
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R142B1SJ5DF8NG

Product Name: Apple iPad Air MD788LL/B (16GB, Wi-Fi, Silver)
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R1E6Z2DMSV222I

Product Name: Only® Unique Innovative Car Case Car Cover Completes Within a Minute, waterproof, cotton, automobiles All-weather Series S for Sedan, fast and easy to operate, 18 seconds (S-49 Length 183'' to 191'',
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R1GG68V8RZBQRC

Product Name: Anker® Bluetooth Ultra-Slim Keyboard Cover for iPad Air 2 / Air with 6-Month Battery Life Between Charges and Comfortable Low-Profile Keys TC930
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R1LTBDZHB7OQ0L

Product Name: Apple iPad mini 3 MH3N2LL/A (128GB, Wi-Fi + Cellular, Gold) NEWEST VERSION
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R1NFR3WCPLE9VA

Product Name: ACER NX.SHEAA.004 / Aspire C720-29554G01aii 11.6" LED (ComfyView) Notebook - Intel Celeron 2955U 1.40 GHz - 4 GB RAM - 16 GB SSD - Intel Graphics Media Accelerator HD Graphics - Chrome OS - 1366 x 768
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R1T2WCQ99TEMNA

Product Name: iPhone 6 Case, Anker® Ultra Protective Case With Built-in Clear Screen Protector for iPhone 6 (4.7 inch) Drop-Tested, Dust Proof Design (Black/Grey)
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R1WVN24MO6FLZ1

Product Name: Apple iPad Air ME898LL/A (128GB, Wi-Fi, Black with Space Gray) (Certified Refurbished)
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R22TEPDG5DS8GC

Product Name: Apple iPad mini 3 MH3L2LL/A (128GB, Wi-Fi + Cellular, Space Gray) NEWEST VERSION
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R26JSDXI6CT6JF

Product Name: Foxnovo F-2 2-Slots Li-ion Ni-MH Ni-CD Portable Power LCD Intelligent Battery Charger with USB Output Sound Prompt Capacity Testing EU-plug Adapter 12V Car Adapter (Black)
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R26SY9NZ8BUUVY

Product Name: Ipad Mini Flappy Birds
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R2I29331VYJS89

Product Name: Apple IPAD AIR WI-FI 32GB 32 GB 1024 MB 9.7 -inch LCD - Black
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R2IVVZ42XJSOKT

Product Name: Apple iPad mini 3 MH392LL/A (64GB, Wi-Fi + Cellular, Gold) NEWEST VERSION
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R2LSCS9BGMVITU

Product Name: Apple iPad mini 3 MGYK2LL/A (128GB, Wi-Fi, Gold) NEWEST VERSION
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R2M8SR7238TQI0

Product Name: Apple ME030LL/A iPad mini Tablet 16GB w/WiFi+4G AT&T - Black/Slate
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R2PIABA5PSZOU2

Product Name: Apple iPad mini 3 MH3F2LL/A (16GB, Wi-Fi + Cellular, Silver) NEWEST VERSION
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R2R35BXBQ1YOR3

Product Name: 2014 Newest Apple iPad Air 2 thinest with touch ID fingerprint reader retina display
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R2TC6KHJZ7FDEW

Product Name: Apple iPad mini 3 MH3G2LL/A (16GB, Wi-Fi + Cellular, Gold) NEWEST VERSION
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R2TFPS0QMS950W

Product Name: iPad Mini Wi-Fi 16GB Space Grey, MF432C/A
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R2WV1SC2IBLEZ2

Product Name: Apple iPad mini 3 MGP32LL/A (128GB, Wi-Fi, Space Gray) NEWEST VERSION
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R3BVDBFGJQUKCE

Product Name: Foxnovo F-2 2-Slots Li-ion Ni-MH Ni-CD Portable Power LCD Intelligent Battery Charger with USB Output /Sound Prompt /Capacity Testing /US-plug Adapter /12V Car Adapter (Black)
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R3D7U76ABD7N7F

Product Name: Apple iPad Air FD788LL/A (16GB, Wi-Fi, Silver)(Certified Refurbished)
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R3DUCIKZ2FTNXP

Product Name: Foxnovo Foxnovo F-2 2-Slots Li-ion Ni-MH Ni-CD Portable Power LCD Intelligent Battery Charger with USB Output /Sound Prompt /Capacity Testing /US-plug Adapter /12V Car Adapter (Black)
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R3EYKU5NQ7HF1R

Product Name: Apple iPad mini 3 MH372LL/A (64GB, Wi-Fi + Cellular, Space Gray) NEWEST VERSION
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R3J3KN3RF8WX99

Product Name: Foxnovo F-2 2-Slots Li-ion Ni-MH Ni-CD Sound Prompt Battery Capacity Testing LCD Intelligent Battery Charger with US-plug Adapter 12V Car Adapter for 26650, 22650, 18650, 18500, 18490, 17670, 17650, 1
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R3JM7VKSHSTBTD

Product Name: Apple iPad Air FD785LL/A (16GB, Wi-Fi, Black with Space Gray)(Certified Refurbished)
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R3M1QYO15SMS8A

Product Name: Apple iPad mini Wi-Fi 16 GB - Black & slate
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R3OAJP4TH1TJ97

Product Name: Apple iPad mini with Retina Display MF070LL/A (16GB, Wi-Fi + Sprint, Black with Space Gray) OLD VERSION
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/R3OOMM6ZHZEHV2

Product Name: Apple iPad mini 3 MH3M2LL/A (128GB, Wi-Fi + Cellular, Silver) NEWEST VERSION
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/RLVQZAJB0OXOF

Product Name: Foxnovo Foxnovo F-2 2-Slots Li-ion Ni-MH Ni-CD Portable Power LCD Intelligent Battery Charger with USB Output Sound Prompt Capacity Testing UK-plug Adapter 12V Car Adapter (Black)
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/RN4SV88S6SDN

Product Name: iPhone 6 Case, Aukey iPhone 6
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/RPF4OZF7OOBZ9

Product Name: Apple iPad Air MD789LL/A (32 GB, Wi-Fi, White with Silver) (Certified Refurbished)
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/RQAPH79C6QDD3

Product Name: Apple iPad mini 3 MGNR2LL/A (16GB, Wi-Fi, Space Gray) NEWEST VERSION
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/RU2M13U1OEUGH

Product Name: Apple White 64GB iPad Mini with Built in Wi-Fi and 4G for AT&T (ME035LL/A)
Review URL : http://www.amazon.com/review/RW3BL1Y14ETEA