Fraud HattSplatt Mid-Month-Update

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Time for another Phraud HattSplatt Mid-Month-Update.

Let's start it out with year old.
her twelve year old younger sibling
her seven year old intellectually disabled sister
Lannie abducts twenty-four year old Holly Faulkes
the parents of twelve year old Charlie Hardin
his wife Lanni and their now four-year old daughter Jenny
to mentor the fourteen year old girl with

OK, this is more like what we expect from HattCrap:
his angry thirteen years old daughter Angie
Fifty years old university lecturer Patrick
when a healthy fifteen years old boy dies in a tragic
Twelve years old Dalal Shahan
Twenty-one years old Sherry White
fifty-six years old meteorologist Shimura Kobo
drawn by her five years old daughter Maggie
accompanied by five years old Henry
two BFF eleven years old girls
twenty-six years old unknown Jasmine Martin
her stressed out twelve years old son
Evelyn Baine's twelve years old BFF Cassie Byers

Throw in some "over the top"s
head first into the fire is over the top of the Eifel Tower
Over the top of Lafayette Park
You're So Fine is over the top (of the lighthouse)
Although over the top as the first daughters have become the equivalent of
Ray and Lou meet over the top of the Arch and never slows down
ending is over the top of Mont Blanc

Add some motionless:
still somewhat innocent Jean
Still The Thorn of Dentonhill
Still this is a thrilling opening act
Still they decorate her place for the holiday
Still she agrees to help him starting
still distrustful of authorities even by those generations born
Still with her greatest ally
Still this is an electrifying Peter Grant
Still he feels good that his job at the crisis
Still making matters even more strained

Add in some "cat and mouse"s:
into a fantastic cat and mouse thriller
is an exciting cat and mouse tale due
a magical cat and mouse war between
for an absorbing cat and mouse tale

On to some "readers"
Readers will relish Widdershins (mmmm, relish!)
readers will feel they are riding
provides readers with perspectives from the recipient
readers will feel transported
readers will enjoy the antics
readers want more Emily
Readers will figure out early on
introduces her readers to the underbelly
Targeting tweeners, WWII (on the home front) readers and Mark Twain fans, this droll
readers will appreciate the escapades of Charlie
that take readers out of the main
act as no reader will ride
Readers meet key royalists
readers rooting
maintains readers' attention
case hooks readers
relationship while readers will sing
Armchair readers will enjoy visiting
readers will wonder
Readers do not have to wait
that has readers rooting for Trent
readers will relish
Pappano takes her readers to the Big
Readers root for courageous Cass
readers will welcome The New Cowboy
highlighted by readers waiting seemingly

How about some "fans":
epic grips the fans with a profound
series fans will relish knowing
Fans will appreciate Rachel
fresh in fans' minds by
series fans will like visiting
readers and Mark Twain fans, this droll
fans will want to join Peter
instead takes fans out of
in which fans will feel we hike
Snodgrass escorting fans
entry as fans meet
entry as fans learn more
subgenre fans will relish
series fans will appreciate the Smith
Subgenre fans will appreciate Ran's killing
subgenre fans will agree this
Fans will root for the James
Series fans will appreciate the final
epic grips the fans with a profound

Can't leave out "audience"
which enables the audience to better
storyline hooks the audience with its dark
This time the audience understands
them to the audience at times
picturesque as the audience
provides the audience with how adults
provide the audience with a contemplative
pacing enables the audience to believe in the
behooves the audience to read Infiltration
house eventually makes sense to the audience
thriller as the audience obtains new
investigation engages the audience especially
hooks the audience due
transports his audience to early
leaving a stunned audience with an
grips the audience once
children as the audience learns the
storyline hooks the audience from
based on "braining up" the middle school audience.

and then there's the "paced":
starts vivid yet fast-paced; slows down
Fast-paced from the opening
Fast-paced from the start and decelerating
fascinating leisurely-paced thriller filled
is fast-paced and filled with action
This is a fabulous fast-paced seventeenth
Fast-paced with the usual jocular
The storyline starts leisurely-paced even
fast-paced storyline hooks

And "packed":
is an action-packed exhilarating
Action-packed and headed
the most action-packed crime
is an action-packed second
exhilarating action-packed suspense that grips
Action-packed, but with an improbable

And add a little "well written"
two well written sword
Each subplot is well written enabling
investigation well written and brilliantly
albeit well-written subplots distracting
The romance is well-written but

And there you have it, more and more gibberish from Phraud HattSplatt, all of this from her last 100 phake reviews.

Fraud Hattie Stats for January 2015

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	Date	Fake Reviews	Avg	YTD	Votes	Helpful	%	Not Helpful	%
Jan	2012	214	6.90	6.90	1128	545	48%	583	52%
Feb	2012	203	7.25	7.08	661	458	69%	203	31%
Mar	2012	219	7.06	7.07	818	572	70%	246	30%
Apr	2012	195	6.50	6.93	854	598	70%	256	30%
May	2012	214	6.90	6.92	828	553	67%	275	33%
Jun	2012	189	6.30	6.82	768	446	58%	322	42%
Jul	2012	215	6.94	6.84	725	420	58%	305	42%
Aug	2012	215	6.94	6.85	748	442	59%	306	41%
Sep	2012	198	6.60	6.82	657	429	65%	228	35%
Oct	2012	229	7.39	6.88	855	518	61%	337	39%
Nov	2012	117	3.90	6.61	304	191	63%	113	37%
Dec	2012	72	2.32	6.25	366	179	49%	187	51%
Jan	2013	101	3.26	3.26	338	207	61%	131	39%
Feb	2013	91	3.25	3.25	245	179	73%	66	27%
Mar	2013	87	2.81	3.10	261	183	70%	78	30%
Apr	2013	99	3.30	3.15	203	152	75%	51	25%
May	2013	120	3.87	3.30	231	149	65%	82	35%
Jun	2013	106	3.53	3.34	144	83	58%	61	42%
Jul	2013	93	3.00	3.29	198	119	60%	79	40%
Aug	2013	93	3.00	3.25	232	148	64%	84	36%
Sep	2013	92	3.07	3.23	190	143	75%	47	25%
Oct	2013	117	3.77	3.29	205	152	74%	53	26%
Nov	2013	84	2.80	3.24	93	53	57%	40	43%
Dec	2013	62	2.00	3.14	94	56	60%	38	40%
Jan	2014	71	2.29	2.29	125	94	75%	31	25%
Feb	2014	89	2.87	2.58	160	125	78%	35	22%
Mar	2014	105	3.39	2.85	213	163	77%	50	23%
Apr	2014	71	2.29	2.71	152	110	72%	42	28%
May	2014	82	2.65	2.70	172	119	69%	53	31%
Jun	2014	89	2.87	2.73	156	122	78%	34	22%
Jul	2014	69	2.23	2.65	145	106	73%	39	27%
Aug	2014	82	2.65	2.65	140	104	74%	36	26%
Sep	2014	79	2.55	2.64	78	53	68%	25	32%
Oct	2014	89	2.87	2.66	72	48	67%	24	33%
Nov	2014	58	1.87	2.59	87	56	64%	31	36%
Dec	2014	47	1.52	2.50	33	18	55%	15	45%
Jan	2015	46	1.48	2.63	41	22	54%	19	46%
	Date	Relish	Fans	Rank	AVP's	Vine's	VPR	HVPR	NHVPR
Jan	2012	25	2555	873	3	2	5.27	2.55	2.72
Feb	2012	16	2555	1053	11	1	3.26	2.26	1.00
Mar	2012	17	2555	1069	3	0	3.74	2.61	1.12
Apr	2012	15	2555	1077	9	0	4.38	3.07	1.31
May	2012	17	2555	1075	4	0	3.87	2.58	1.29
Jun	2012	20	2555	1069	7	1	4.06	2.36	1.70
Jul	2012	22	2555	1106	7	6	3.37	1.95	1.42
Aug	2012	12	2555	1200	4	2	3.48	2.06	1.42
Sep	2012	9	2592	1266	9	1	3.32	2.17	1.15
Oct	2012	23	2606	1375	6	2	3.73	2.26	1.47
Nov	2012	12	2617	1463	4	0	2.60	1.63	0.97
Dec	2012	3	2633	1666	5	1	5.08	2.49	2.60
Jan	2013	9	2651	1735	3	1	3.35	2.05	1.30
Feb	2013	7	2666	1779	2	2	2.69	1.97	0.73
Mar	2013	9	2681	1805	6	2	3.00	2.10	0.90
Apr	2013	16	2688	1851	3	4	2.05	1.54	0.52
May	2013	18	2695	1929	3	3	1.93	1.24	0.68
Jun	2013	13	2703	1962	3	5	1.36	0.78	0.58
Jul	2013	18	2712	1989	0	3	2.13	1.28	0.85
Aug	2013	15	2716	2069	2	2	2.49	1.59	0.90
Sep	2013	11	2725	1991	1	0	2.07	1.55	0.51
Oct	2013	13	2738	1966	0	1	1.75	1.30	0.45
Nov	2013	9	2747	2012	0	2	1.11	0.63	0.48
Dec	2013	4	2759	2057	0	1	1.52	0.90	0.61
Jan	2014	7	2766	2048	0	3	1.76	1.32	0.44
Feb	2014	4	2775	2046	0	1	1.80	1.40	0.39
Mar	2014	8	2788	2069	0	4	2.03	1.55	0.48
Apr	2014	7	2792	2054	0	2	2.14	1.55	0.59
May	2014	4	2795	2130	1	2	2.10	1.45	0.65
Jun	2014	9	2817	2082	1	2	1.75	1.37	0.38
Jul	2014	5	2826	2110	0	4	2.10	1.54	0.57
Aug	2014	8	2834	2085	1	3	1.71	1.27	0.44
Sep	2014	3	2839	2135	0	1	0.99	0.67	0.32
Oct	2014	4	2847	2121	0	0	0.81	0.54	0.27
Nov	2014	6	2853	2147	0	0	1.50	0.97	0.53
Dec	2014	3	2859	2144	0	0	0.70	0.38	0.32
Jan	2015	2	2865	2294	0	0	0.89	0.48	0.41