Time for another mid-month Fraud Hattie Fake Review Stats
Update:
Date Fake Reviews . Avg ... YTD ... Votes . Helpful . % . Not Helpful . % . Relish . Fans . Rank
Jan 2012 .... 214 ... 6.90 ... 6.90 ... 1044 ... 506 ... 48% ... 538 ... 52% ... 25 ... 2555 .... 873
Feb 2012 .... 203 ... 7.25 ... 7.08 .... 599 ... 423 ... 71% ... 176 ... 29% ... 16 ... 2555 ... 1053
Mar 2012 .... 219 ... 7.06 ... 7.07 .... 730 ... 509 ... 70% ... 221 ... 30% ... 17 ... 2555 ... 1069
Apr 2012 .... 195 ... 6.50 ... 6.93 .... 730 ... 514 ... 70% ... 216 ... 30% ... 15 ... 2555 ... 1077
May 2012 ... 214 ... 6.90 ... 6.92 .... 733 ... 485 ... 66% ... 248 ... 34% ... 17 ... 2555 ... 1075
Jun 2012 .... 189 ... 6.30 ... 6.82 .... 646 ... 374 ... 58% ... 272 ... 42% ... 20 ... 2555 ... 1069
Jul 2012 ..... 215 ... 6.94 ... 6.84 .... 617 ... 358 ... 58% ... 259 ... 42% ... 22 ... 2555 ... 1106
Aug 2012 ... 213 ... 6.87 ... 6.84 .... 583 ... 310 ... 53% ... 273 ... 47% ... 12 ... 2555 ... 1200
Sep 2012 ... 200 ... 6.67 ... 6.82 .... 460 ... 246 ... 53% ... 214 ... 47% ..... 9 ... 2592 ... 1266
Oct 2012 .... 229 ... 7.39 ... 6.88 .... 590 ... 290 ... 49% ... 300 ... 51% ... 23 ... 2606 ... 1375
Nov 2012 ... 117 ... 3.90 ... 6.61 .... 199 ..... 94 ... 47% ... 105 ... 53% ... 12 ... 2617 ... 1463
Dec 2012 ..... 72 ... 2.32 ... 6.25 .... 277 ... 106 ... 38% ... 171 ... 62% ..... 3 ... 2633 ... 1666
Jan 2013 ... 101 ... 3.26 ... 3.26 .... 240 .... 119 ... 50% ... 121 ... 50% ..... 9 ... 2651 ... 1735
Feb 2013 ..... 91 ... 3.25 ... 3.25 ..... 121 ..... 66 ... 55% ..... 55 ... 45% ..... 7 ... 2666 ... 1779
Mar 2013 ..... 30 ... 0.97 ... 2.49 ...... 38 ..... 16 ... 42% ..... 22 ... 58% ..... 5 ... 2672 ... 1796
In this mid-month update, I have a quiz for you, see if you can guess what word Hattie was attemtping to spell:
abulous
actin
action-paced
ation
ction
delighful
delightul
deligtful
dlightful
ead
eciting
eexciting
elightful
errific
exciing
exciiting
excitin
excitng
excting
exhillerating
exiting
fats
geat
graet
grat
gret
mysery
myster
mystey
mytery
omance
omantic
paked
plnty
polic
rad
reat
red
romace
romanc
romane
romanic
romantc
romanti
romatic
romnce
srong
supense
suspens
suspensefuk
suspese
terific
thiller
thrille
trong
xciting
And, to top it off, here we have Hattie attempting to spell her own name:
Harriett
Harrriet
Hariet
KLausne
Klausne
Klaunser
Klaussner
Klausmer
Klausnr
Klausne
eta: Klasuner
I'll see you again at the beginning of next month.
eta: absoing
Date Fake Reviews . Avg ... YTD ... Votes . Helpful . % . Not Helpful . % . Relish . Fans . Rank
Jan 2012 .... 214 ... 6.90 ... 6.90 ... 1044 ... 506 ... 48% ... 538 ... 52% ... 25 ... 2555 .... 873
Feb 2012 .... 203 ... 7.25 ... 7.08 .... 599 ... 423 ... 71% ... 176 ... 29% ... 16 ... 2555 ... 1053
Mar 2012 .... 219 ... 7.06 ... 7.07 .... 730 ... 509 ... 70% ... 221 ... 30% ... 17 ... 2555 ... 1069
Apr 2012 .... 195 ... 6.50 ... 6.93 .... 730 ... 514 ... 70% ... 216 ... 30% ... 15 ... 2555 ... 1077
May 2012 ... 214 ... 6.90 ... 6.92 .... 733 ... 485 ... 66% ... 248 ... 34% ... 17 ... 2555 ... 1075
Jun 2012 .... 189 ... 6.30 ... 6.82 .... 646 ... 374 ... 58% ... 272 ... 42% ... 20 ... 2555 ... 1069
Jul 2012 ..... 215 ... 6.94 ... 6.84 .... 617 ... 358 ... 58% ... 259 ... 42% ... 22 ... 2555 ... 1106
Aug 2012 ... 213 ... 6.87 ... 6.84 .... 583 ... 310 ... 53% ... 273 ... 47% ... 12 ... 2555 ... 1200
Sep 2012 ... 200 ... 6.67 ... 6.82 .... 460 ... 246 ... 53% ... 214 ... 47% ..... 9 ... 2592 ... 1266
Oct 2012 .... 229 ... 7.39 ... 6.88 .... 590 ... 290 ... 49% ... 300 ... 51% ... 23 ... 2606 ... 1375
Nov 2012 ... 117 ... 3.90 ... 6.61 .... 199 ..... 94 ... 47% ... 105 ... 53% ... 12 ... 2617 ... 1463
Dec 2012 ..... 72 ... 2.32 ... 6.25 .... 277 ... 106 ... 38% ... 171 ... 62% ..... 3 ... 2633 ... 1666
Jan 2013 ... 101 ... 3.26 ... 3.26 .... 240 .... 119 ... 50% ... 121 ... 50% ..... 9 ... 2651 ... 1735
Feb 2013 ..... 91 ... 3.25 ... 3.25 ..... 121 ..... 66 ... 55% ..... 55 ... 45% ..... 7 ... 2666 ... 1779
Mar 2013 ..... 30 ... 0.97 ... 2.49 ...... 38 ..... 16 ... 42% ..... 22 ... 58% ..... 5 ... 2672 ... 1796
In this mid-month update, I have a quiz for you, see if you can guess what word Hattie was attemtping to spell:
abulous
actin
action-paced
ation
ction
delighful
delightul
deligtful
dlightful
ead
eciting
eexciting
elightful
errific
exciing
exciiting
excitin
excitng
excting
exhillerating
exiting
fats
geat
graet
grat
gret
mysery
myster
mystey
mytery
omance
omantic
paked
plnty
polic
rad
reat
red
romace
romanc
romane
romanic
romantc
romanti
romatic
romnce
srong
supense
suspens
suspensefuk
suspese
terific
thiller
thrille
trong
xciting
And, to top it off, here we have Hattie attempting to spell her own name:
Harriett
Harrriet
Hariet
KLausne
Klausne
Klaunser
Klaussner
Klausmer
Klausnr
Klausne
eta: Klasuner
I'll see you again at the beginning of next month.
eta: absoing
10 comments:
I love the spelling errors. They make me laugh every time.
For the life of me, I can't figure out what paked means?? Spanked? LOL. Somebody, please help me, I'm flunkin' this quiz!
"Still" I'm trying to figure out "absoing"?
"paked", replace the "p" with an "n"?
I'm going with "absorbing" for "absoing."
As for "paked," well:
packed
paced
naked
baked
parked
???
"packed" is the correct answer, I found it as "action paked". but, I like the other guesses better...
absorbing makes sense.
Sneaky: you're a grat (to quote Hattie) fraud-translator. I honestly sat and thought about what the hell paked meant. I was as clueless as Hattie is about honesty and ethics.
Buck, I'm going with absorbing on this one, too. I liked naked, too. It suits the fraud's crude repertoire.
I'm trying to absorb all this. How does Buck know she didn't mean "action naked" rather than "action packed"? LOL
Note - I deleted and retyped this comment. Don't ask!
I'd Klasuner put her out of her mysery!
(That would put me out of myne.)
That's pronounced Klawsooner if you didn't get my attempt at a joke! I know, it's never a good sign if you think you have to explain your jokes....
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