Monday, April 2, 2012

Fraud Hattie Update

Fraud Hatties past year of posting fraudulent reviews:
306 fraudulent reviews in Apr 2011 10.20 per day 7.73 YTD 5.84 Overall 24417 Reviews to date
171 fraudulent reviews in May 2011 5.52 per day 7.29 YTD 5.84 Overall 24588 Reviews to date
219 fraudulent reviews in Jun 2011 7.30 per day 7.29 YTD 5.85 Overall 24807 Reviews to date
218 fraudulent reviews in Jul 2011 7.03 per day 7.25 YTD 5.86 Overall 25025 Reviews to date
289 fraudulent reviews in Aug 2011 9.32 per day 7.51 YTD 5.89 Overall 25314 Reviews to date
230 fraudulent reviews in Sep 2011 7.67 per day 7.53 YTD 5.90 Overall 25544 Reviews to date
210 fraudulent reviews in Oct 2011 6.77 per day 7.45 YTD 5.90 Overall 25754 Reviews to date
215 fraudulent reviews in Nov 2011 7.17 per day 7.43 YTD 5.91 Overall 25969 Reviews to date
157 fraudulent reviews in Dec 2011 5.06 per day 7.23 YTD 5.91 Overall 26126 Reviews to date
214 fraudulent reviews in Jan 2012 6.90 per day 6.90 YTD 5.91 Overall 26340 Reviews to date
203 fraudulent reviews in Feb 2012 7.25 per day 7.08 YTD 5.92 Overall 26543 Reviews to date
219 fraudulent reviews in Mar 2012 7.06 per day 7.07 YTD 5.93 Overall 26762 Reviews to date

Last year April, our "Lady of Perpetual Posting" puked out 306 fake reviews and posted them here, that's over 10 books per day that she did not read. Do we have another 300+ month of fake reviews of books she did not read in store for us again this April?

The 27,000th fake review milestone will likely be hit this month (my prediction is 4/24), we'll all have to get out the party hats and celebrate.

In typical HK run-on sentence/bad grammar fraudulent fake review fashion, here is a blurb put together from a few of them: The story line combines a wonderful story line that is fast paced action packed faster than the speed of life over the top of sub-genre fans will relish her seventeen years old daughter that somewhat still fans will root for the police procedural complex urban fantasy cozy that lampoons the soiled dove double dog dare fabulous romantic paranormal police procedural that's faster than a speeding Superman and the strong support cast will roots for the indigenous people that are underdeveloped and interchangeably oversimplified and nonsensical on a tour biting tour that still armchair warriors will feast on and on and on and on and on...

See ya again next month for another recap of fraudulence from The Fraud Known as HK.

1 comment:

Malleus said...

Ha! Not bad. What a great survey of Kakusner's criminal activities over the last year. Good job, buck210 (and great comments on Amazon too). On behalf of the greatful public, I say thanks, and keep up the good work!