From Beachmama.
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
A review we could all comment on.
On the
second day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Two vulgar words,
And
a review we could all comment on.
On the third day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Two vulgar words,
Three paragraphs,
And a
review we could all comment on.
On the fourth day of
Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.
On the
fifth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Five golden stars,
Four
lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we
could all comment on.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to
Amazon
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower
heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all
comment on.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to
Amazon
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden
stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a
review we could all comment on.
On the eighth day of
Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand
new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower
heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all
comment on.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to
Amazon
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new
‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower
heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all
comment on.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to
Amazon
Ten quarts of relish,
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off
authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden
stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a
review we could all comment on.
On the eleventh day of
Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Eleven fractured ‘stills’,
Ten quarts
of relish,
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand
new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower
heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all
comment on.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to
Amazon
Twelve check requests,
Eleven fractured ‘stills’,
Ten quarts of
relish,
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new
‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three
paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.
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3 comments:
Ahaha, this is great. Thanks for comic relief. You've got comedic gifts, I must say, keep delivering.
Beachmama: I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE your Hattie style song! It's so fitting! Whenever I feel like laughing, all I've got to do is read this song! Thank you! :D
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