Wednesday, December 19, 2012

The Twelve Days Of Christmas

From Beachmama.

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
A review we could all comment on.

On the second day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the third day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Two vulgar words,
Three paragraphs,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Ten quarts of relish,
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Eleven fractured ‘stills’,
Ten quarts of relish,
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Harriet sent to Amazon
Twelve check requests,
Eleven fractured ‘stills’,
Ten quarts of relish,
Nine cribbed ideas,
Eight pissed off authors,
Seven brand new ‘fans’
Six private parts,
Five golden stars,
Four lower heads,
Three paragraphs,
Two vulgar words,
And a review we could all comment on.

3 comments:

Malleus said...

Ahaha, this is great. Thanks for comic relief. You've got comedic gifts, I must say, keep delivering.

Sara said...

Beachmama: I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE your Hattie style song! It's so fitting! Whenever I feel like laughing, all I've got to do is read this song! Thank you! :D

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