The
Anti-Literature Killer!
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serial killer thriller, January 26, 2013
A murderer in rural Georgia appears to be targeting book
lovers. The crimes are extraordinarily brutal and the
media has nicknamed the murderer the Anti-Literature Killer. When another killing takes place in a local
bookstore the FBI’s Behavioral and Analysis Unit sends in its top profiler to
investigate the case. The victim, a tourist
from Arizona, was bludgeoned in the head with an obviously unread book; the
title of which has no relevance to the plot at all.
Profiler Malleus spends his time flashing his badge and
donning the ubiquitous gloves he appears to have a fetish for wearing. The local female gendarme admires his style
and wonders what other, more intimate, articles of clothing might be of
interest to his lower head. L.Donner,
the coroner, exams the body and states the obvious. Along with a blow to the head, the upper
head he notes as the victim is a female, the eyes have been gouged out.
The author’s first book is a taut, terrifying thriller. The multilevel, morbid mystery features a
glove wearing protagonist who keeps his hands to himself enabling him to deal
with a large cast of women who are either victims, witnesses, perpetually disheveled
or living with cats. The storyline grips the reader from the moment the latest murder victim
is found dead. As the search for a
madwoman obsessed with relish heats up the secondary characters, particularly a
hot doc whose moniker is Gorilla, will delight sub gene fans attracted to oddly
named characters and five star reviews.
Harriet Klausner
3 comments:
HAHA! It made me laugh! Thanks! This review is an accurate depiction of an HK review. I'm sad to say that even this facsimile is better her "reviews." I'm sure the sub-genre fans will love the hot sequel, too!
Harriet,
Once again you have ""Klausnerized" a fine author. You give away plot points and and even get characters genders wrong. I happen to know L Donner is a SHE. (I'm too discreet to say how I know this). To all readers of this review: BEWARE! Read other reviews to get a better sense of the story.
Chick Pilot,
I agree! I'm the author and this hack got my story wrong! I've deliberately used her name as the killer in my story, in order to see whether she'll notice it. Typically, she didn't! I've worked real hard in developing the plot points, only to have a semi-literate fraud reveal spoilers! UGH! Plus, there is no mention of lower-heads! My book is a thriller and not soft porn. Harriet should go and "review" Fifty Shades of Boring Porn! Readers PLEASE avoid this fake review!
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